allow me to swim in custard and throw me a doughnut if I run into dangerous currants!
2006-09-29 01:44:28
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answer #1
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answered by willows 5
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Read this joke:
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything is numbered.
The second surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think the file clerks are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and *ss are interchangeable."
2006-09-29 01:57:21
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answer #2
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answered by Electric 7
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1) fail to make me breakfast .
2) Make sure I have no clean clothes to put on.
3) tell me you loved me on our first date.
4) take my credit card and spend over the limit on it.
5) make a show of me infront of my mates.
6) make sure that whenever I do something nice for you, you throw it back in my face.
7) complain about everything I do.
8) be best friends with my mother.
9) chat up all my friends.
10) sleep with my best mate, cut up all my clothes and do a runner with my car.
2006-09-29 01:47:27
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answer #3
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answered by Jo. 5
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i would show u by giving hints, being flirtacious, talk and make a lot of eye contact. try and touch you without making it so obvious, give sexy smiles, tell u to stop it when i really want u 2 carry on. hope this helps. : )
2006-09-29 01:49:09
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answer #4
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answered by Mr Mayor! 1
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Explode in your pants. (a la Adam Sandler in Anger Management)
2006-09-29 02:46:22
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answer #5
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answered by boo! 3
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Grab you by the waist and we'd roll in the dust down hill.
2006-09-29 01:44:24
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Know how I feel without me having to tell you! OR
Put up with my moods because I'm special!
2006-09-29 01:49:38
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answer #7
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answered by survivor 5
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opened wide
2006-09-29 01:54:46
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answer #8
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answered by lozzi_pop22 4
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...give me ten points by saying I gave the Best Answer ;-)
2006-09-29 01:44:45
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answer #9
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answered by Georgie 5
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kill someone for you and bring you the head in box with red ribbon......cause that did happen.
2006-09-29 01:45:57
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answer #10
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answered by Kenshin 5
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