HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!
2006-09-29 01:04:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
probably a little doe looking to make a buck ?
2006-09-29 01:41:47 · answer #1 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well they say "Two Heads Are Better Than One"
In your case you should be happy that you are getting more head than you need!
There was a boy born to a couple that was only a head. They fed him with a spoon and raised him till he was 21. The father wanted to take him to the bar for a drink. He told the bartender to give his son a shot of scotch. Suddenly the boys head went into convulsions and a shoulder and arm popped out. The father ordered another shot and there came another arm. Each new shot grew a part the boys body. All he needed was one more leg and he would be complete. The father ordered one more shot but the boy fell dead after the last convulsion. The bartender leaned over the bar and said "Geeez! That's too bad. You should've quite while he was ahead!"
2006-09-29 08:20:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It won't go on for much longer,the deer population will soon be wiped out at this rate
2006-09-29 08:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe next time you'll learn not to dabble in black magic, have you learned your lesson? Now accept Christ as your Lord and Savior and all shall be forgiven.
2006-09-29 08:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by champagne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Soon all the hookers in the world will be yours and yours alone. You will be the million dollar pimp...Why aren't you excited. You have been blessed ! go out and change the world! one hooker at a time!
2006-09-29 08:07:57 · answer #5 · answered by All knowing A§§ goblin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cook them. And have mashed potatoes on the side.
2006-09-29 08:08:21 · answer #6 · answered by julygirl75038 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding.
2006-09-29 08:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by Mike M. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋