from the grave. I was recently bitten by a snark(snake/shark hybrid) and, well now I'm dead. My question is, what do I do now? Am I supposed to just hang around in purgatory for awhile, or what? I'm new at this, so if there are any other ghosts out there who have been deceased for awhile, could ya please give some advice, I'd appreciate it.
2006-09-28 22:42:05 · 2 answers · asked by Jimmy H 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
If you died from a snark bite, then you must snarf in purgatory until you are snarmed.
2006-09-28 22:44:42 · answer #1 · answered by backinbowl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
erghhh....I was hanging there for a while but got upgraded the other day. At least I have clean sheets and someone to talk to even if it is a talking porpoise. Who ever knew that a porpoise could talk anyway?
For some reason you never get to speak to anyone where you are? Can get pretty boring. In fact I got so bored I swept the front step and took the bins out. After I did that they moved me.......Couldnt say why.
Just a pointer dont open the door with the brass knocker shaped like a lions head with a ring in its mouth. It takes you straight back to your local supermarket but they never let you out. EVER.
Also watch out for the wonky step just past number 9. I tripped on it the other day and really hurt myself.
And make sure you go down to the pergatory office once a month or so and put in your transfer application. Its all computerised so you wont meet anyone there.
Good luck and ill guess ill see you soon. Expect to be there few a few years or so but thats no time for us. Im going to rattle some chains in my basement.
2006-09-29 05:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋