iv'e been asked to come up with a limerick about my local tennis club, we are having an eveing avent, balti / indian food will be served, the club is in walton on the hill, stafford and is called walton lawns tennis club. some of the members names are John Trick (tennis coach) Norrie lennox Entertainmets and bar man, paul langford (good club player) hilder richedson (player who drives a porsch 911)
if anyone can come up with something funny involving some of the information mentiond above i will be very greatfull.
2006-09-28 21:40:33 · 5 answers · asked by d_nickolls 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
There once was a man called Trick
Who hits the ball with a stick
Langford and Norrie
Were so very sorry
Coz Hilders car made them sick.
We've all come here for a curry
In his porche, Langford did hurry
Lennox and Trick
Their plates did lick
Now the rest of us are starting to worry
Lennox looks after the bar
Hilder's got a great car
But Langford and Trick
hit a forehand flick
And the tennis ball went too far!
He hits the ball well with a raquet
That Hilder, he must make a packet
Have you seen his posh car?
Hey, Norrie at the bar
Lets nick the keys from his jacket!
Yeah, I know, it's cr*p!
2006-09-28 21:43:53 · answer #1 · answered by Trix 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There once was a coach named Trick
Who was rumoured to have a long d***
He was admired by fans
For the size of his pants
But all they contained was a brick
2006-09-28 21:48:03 · answer #2 · answered by lozzy1970 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a wonderful tennis club,
with nets and balls and stuff,
all of which... I've had enough
now where's the bloody grub?
2006-09-28 21:44:43 · answer #3 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm impressed with all of these answers, I couldnt think of anything. Guess I havent been awake long enough.
2006-09-29 01:38:12 · answer #4 · answered by Coco 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good trix !
2006-09-28 21:45:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋