So I can love my Lakers again.
2006-09-28 21:33:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Basketball
you know what? i think its fans like you who make me sick! why do you say that i'm a torture? dont you enjoy watching me play? i abuse my opponents night in and night out. i am the best athlete on earth. i'm even better than jordan.
first of all, i made this team respectable by hoggin the ball and scoring those points. greedy? selfish? all my teammates couldn't shoot and they don't deserve to shoot. all they gotta do is pass the ball to ME. i made this team respectable because i won the scoring title. and i almost single handedly lifted this team past the first round, if not for my stupid teammates. so please, dont lecture me about team play cuz im not cut for that ****.
why all the hate? is it because of that colorado incident? why are you singling me out. i bet thousands of guys now are cheating on their wives right this very minute.
im sorry to break it to you girl but you and your lakers are stuck with ME. i control this organization. not buss, not phil, not magic, but ME. i dont care about phil's triangle. i want isolation plays for ME. i also have the final say to every transaction made. and i make sure that i dont have any ballhoging teammates cuz that is my job and i would really want to have a lot more shots this season so that i can have a good chance of winning another scoring title. i dont care about championships. hell i already got three rings. my priority right now is to win as many scoring titles as possible. no one will ever get in my way of those scoring title, not iverson, not james, and definitely not fans like you...
so my advice to you is start loving ME, cuz im the best player ever!
to my billions of loyal fans, continue to worship me, cuz i love it when you kiss my ***.
damn i still can't believe that big baboon won a championship in miami. i am sooooooo jealous right now!
2006-09-29 05:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by KOBE BRYANT 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I am afraid it will never happen. The lakers saw him a more important than Shaq - thus Shaq is no longer there and Kobe is. The Lakers will belong to Kobe Bryant as long as he is still playing basketball!!
2006-09-29 07:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To even try to get rid of a player of Kobe's abilities is crazy. The thing with Kobe is like when Jordan was in his early years, he didn't trust none of his players and its the same with KB. Yeah he has Lamar Odom and he's somewhat good but he's an underachiever for his talent level. And who else do they have ??????, The point is put some talent around him. Do what the Bulls did for MJ,
*Kerr (Farmer)
*dominant scorer and good defender (Kobe)
*Rodman (Brown)
*Pippen-esque type (Odom)
*Toni Kukoc (Radmonovic)
* and a decent bench
plus they already have the coach.
2006-09-29 14:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by Young Vito 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kobe will remain a Laker and keep the torture up....so sorry...
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2006-09-29 08:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by Babsygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When he retires or the Lakers get rid of him which will be hard because he is a good player - just not an upstanding individual.
2006-09-29 04:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're listening to everyone else and not seeing what Jerry West saw years ago.As an executive, West completed many major deals, among them the acquisition of Kobe Bryant in a trade for Vlade Divac shortly after the 1996 NBA draft and the signing of free agent Shaquille O'Neal that same summer.
Figures...It's always a lost cause trying to explain sports to a female
2006-09-29 04:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
damned straight Sarah. We need to trade him now. Lakers need to play team ball, not kobe ball.
2006-09-29 07:12:10 · answer #7 · answered by rimrocka 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
you can try watching the games pretending kobe it's not there,with a little [as spongebob would say] imagination!
2006-09-29 19:49:16 · answer #8 · answered by Lost Phoenix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well until people can be mature
and stop being Jerk
with big moughs
maybe all of us can see the light
2006-09-29 15:28:41 · answer #9 · answered by dennis s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch D-Wade and Lebron until he leaves.
2006-09-29 12:36:29 · answer #10 · answered by Mike R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋