2006-09-28 21:30:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
look on yahoo's home page there is a link on astrology their...
2006-09-28 21:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by joy ride 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
From The Onion. As or more accurate than all the others.
Aries March 21 - April 19
The winds of change will blow through town this week, leaving you a hatless victim of the increasingly turbulent times.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
As you'll soon learn, there are scandals and then there are Scandals—depending on whether or not the word starts at the beginning of a sentence.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
You will once again lie to your dentist about brushing three times a day, flossing regularly, and not sleeping with his wife at a nearby motel every other Tuesday.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Out of the darkness will come a living-room chair you believed was at least a good two feet to your left.
Leo July 23 - August 22
The bells of freedom will ring across the land, leading first to excitement, then bitter disappointment for thousands who believed them to be the bells of dinner.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Your big mouth will get you in trouble again this week, when it's found wrapped around the spinning blades of a lawn mower.
Libra September 23 - October 23
Though you're not a fan of their droning hymns, it does seems rude to gong an entire temple of Buddhist monks that many times.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Although it would certainly make you an immense fortune, a novelty can labeled "peanut brittle" which, upon opening, launches hydrochloric acid into an unsuspecting stranger's face, would probably get old after a while.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
You will experience personal growth this week, asymmetric and abnormal in nature, accumulating like grapefruits on your liver, lymph nodes, and spleen.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Your body will be savaged and dehumanized an additional 11 times this Thursday after you tragically mistake your dog whistle for your rape whistle.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
You've never been one to toot your own horn, but that was before your girlfriend dumped you and the car accident dislocated your hips.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
Many will feel guilty for having described you as a walking time bomb after you cut through your wrist's blue wires.
2006-09-29 13:20:16 · answer #2 · answered by Chaine de lumière 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like AOL's new Astrology site. Their daily horoscope is done by Jeff Jawler and Rick Levine. Two great astrologist that have a knack for getting the theme of the day and events on target a lot. The site also offers a Daily Number based on your Numerology and a Daily Tarot Card.
The features on the site include a love section, money section, an area about Astrology, Tarot, Numerology and I-Ching. The Numerology is cool, you can run reports on what your name, cell phone and address all mean for free (you might need to sign up though to get the answer).
2006-09-29 09:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by teenage_riot 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm fascinated by numerology. I strongly believe that numbers reflect certain aptitudes and character tendencies, as an integral part of the cosmic plan. Each letter has a numeric value that provides a related cosmic vibration. The sum of the numbers in your birth date and the sum of value derived from the letters in the name provide an interrelation of vibrations. These numbers show a great deal about character, purpose in life, what motivates, and where talents may lie.
To find out more about your numerology you can head over to this site http://numerology.toptips.org and ask for your personalized report (for free)
2014-09-24 16:09:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Astrodienst is a really good site. Just search for 'astrodienst'.
You can print out very detailed free Charts of all kinds, and see where all your planets and angles and aspects are.
I use it all the time, not only for friends' NCs, but also for Progressed Charts (forecast for a particular year) and Electional Charts (choosing a good time to do something).
2006-09-29 06:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by Spica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I perused the answers and tho I agree in part with them the best that I have found is this...try it....I have been doing this for over 30 years and love the details that it gives about your natal chart as well as a progresive look at NOW http://0800-astrology.com ....it is so much fun I had to print my own out.....the exactitudes of the rising signs are far better than astrology.com.....giving me the correct rising sign and hon, that is what you want, tho try a few of them, I think you will want to keep this one! I did!
2006-09-29 08:31:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best site that is free to check your Astrology is www.Astro.com :)
2006-09-29 07:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by Alex S 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The horoscope is rubbish and is catering to gullible and stupid people. When will they learn?
2006-09-29 05:34:02 · answer #8 · answered by johnno K 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
go to google or something and type astrology
2006-09-29 06:40:25 · answer #9 · answered by Pooh Bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this one
http://www.astrology.com/
Love & Blessings
Milly
2006-09-29 08:01:25 · answer #10 · answered by milly_1963 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋