2006-09-28 17:02:28 · 18 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My favorite thing to do is to tie someone securely to a table. Then you get a bunch of rats and put them in a bowl. You place that bowl upside down on the persons stomach. You strap the bowl down tightly so that the rats cant get out. Make sure the bowl is metal. Then u place hot coals on the top of the bowl. The rats will go crazy trying to escape the heat and will escape the only way they can. By burrowing through the persons soft yummy stomach. Then they will proceed to crawl around inside the person nibbling on their juicy insides. The person is awake and conscious during all of this. The looks on their faces are priceless. I usually get any info I need out of them within the first few minutes. The rest is just entertainment.
2006-09-28 17:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey and an ant hill
wet leather around the neck, as it dries it tightens cutting off air
tie the person to a chair and hammer a small nail through a pice of skin from the ball sack, have other nails handy
bamboo under the nails
have a very sexy person with aids on hand to sexually assault the victim if they dont cooperate
kidnap friends, family, pets....and apply the above
take them to a place that is a whore house and be ready to shoot them up with drugs with dirty needles and leave them there to be used at the leasure of the Pimp, reminding them that they will never sober up enough to defend themselves....less they do what you ask
thats just a few
HAVE A GOOD DAY!
2006-09-30 21:14:30 · answer #2 · answered by Little Wifey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, If you want to obtain a diabolical mind, but lack the necessary creativity, maybe that's a warning from the cosmos, that you need to knock that **** off, and just be kind, gentle, and nice. remember, "sharing is caring"....oh man, i'm even offending myself with this answer...(barf)....ok, listen dude -- if you have to ask for pointers, seriously, you shouldn't be pursuing this. Find a hobby - how about basket weaving, rug hooking. Torture? If you gotta have some, make them listen to pipe organ music while viewing images of rotund gentlemen sporting speedos.
2006-09-29 00:09:21 · answer #3 · answered by amuse4you 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
send them down to a country that allows such torture and do the math... If you want to view it first hand go to a third world country :) lol..
2006-09-29 00:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make them watch Barney and Friends.
2006-09-29 00:04:21 · answer #5 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make people watch boring movies and listen to horrible music.
2006-09-29 00:04:54 · answer #6 · answered by .......... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Threaten to send them on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney!!!
{or, to spend a night with his wife, Lynne Cheney!! where do you think the black leather boots come from??}
LOL!!! Or, even worse, have them listen to Barney the Dinosaur, SING!
"Buu--haa--haa--haa....!!"
2006-09-29 00:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by Joya 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen Mars Attacks?If you have,you know THE song.That would do it for me.Anything to make it stop.
2006-09-29 00:05:17 · answer #8 · answered by kimberli 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make them listen to all your speeches nonstop 24/7
2006-09-29 00:04:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What kind of an idiot asks a question like that?
2006-09-29 00:05:23 · answer #10 · answered by curious george 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋