if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Does this actually make any sense? Now if we asked How much wood could a rapid beaver chuck..... Your thoughts welcome
2006-09-28 17:01:13 · 5 answers · asked by GrimmyBear 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-09-28 17:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck is a ground hog...and yes that actually makes sense. It's just saying how much wood could he throw if he could throw any wood. Just a tounge twister at any rate...and a rabid beaver would be slowly going insane, so he probably won't be worried about chucking wood.
2006-09-29 00:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by Shaun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woodchuck is a code word in doper culture. when you ask how much wood could a woodchuck chuck you are asking whats the price of a 8 ball of coke. now if you were asking about peter piper you would be talking about an once of weed and a pickled pepper is a gram of Cristal meth.
2006-09-29 00:08:08 · answer #3 · answered by Joe R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck is a groundhog. The question about how much wood, was just a tongue twister.
2006-09-29 00:06:03 · answer #4 · answered by unforgettable_1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad it's something else that keeps me up in the middle of the night.
2006-09-29 00:29:23 · answer #5 · answered by almostdead 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋