2006-09-28 16:16:00 · 32 answers · asked by Paul D 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Enough for the winter?
2006-09-28 16:17:50 · answer #1 · answered by Ruby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck can't chuck wood, if a wood chuck could chuck wood, then the wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-09-28 16:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd chuck all the wood that a wood chuck chucks if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-09-28 17:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by Mudmutt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on weather or not the woodchuck belonged to a woodchuck union. A union woodchucker would require two wood chucking helpers to alternate the chucking while he "supervised" from the coffee room. Also, maximum wood chucking performance would not be obtained for fear of quota increases and or loss of face to the senior wood chucker.
2006-09-28 16:26:34 · answer #4 · answered by JimmyJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a wood chuck?
2006-09-28 17:33:47 · answer #5 · answered by carpetbagger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck can't chuck wood so the question is irrelavent.
But if it could, it would get beat up by a fox.
2006-09-28 16:18:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-09-28 16:18:51 · answer #7 · answered by missy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, to find this out i would need the wood chucks speed and for how long. use the equation:
WC=pounds per hour x # of hours.
Say he chucks 11.234 pph for 26.2 hours. then the wood chuck would chuck about 294.338 pounds.
2006-09-28 16:22:24 · answer #8 · answered by thrila_in_manilla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a wood chuck could chuck wood a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck.
With his buddies who are as snug as bugs in rugs.
2006-09-28 16:18:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
about as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood but he could also give up woodchucking and sell seashells by the seashore lol :)
2006-09-28 17:11:37 · answer #10 · answered by natasha v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much as he could ....IF a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-09-28 16:18:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋