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Sometimes I have to scream at my neighbors for help but earlier this year they were on vacation for 2 weeks! I was starving and just stuck there. I am unhealthy from the days without food and my hard drive gets destroyed every so often. I need the magnets to survive, but I can't live like this!!

2006-09-28 16:00:17 · 16 answers · asked by urinaryhero 1 in Social Science Gender Studies

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Attach yourself to the refrigerator. That way, you'll have access to food and be able to hold up memos at the same time!

2006-09-28 16:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0 0

Well, I must say that is most unfortunate for you!! However, I have just the advice you need. I just heard about a company the other day which sells a spray which will demagnitize anything.

Let me explain a little about magnetism... It works because the + and - poles of the atoms/molecules in the metal are alligned in a certain pattern so that they will attract other metals. Well, all you have to do is cause the atoms in the metal reallign so that they won't be attracted any more. This is where the spray comes in handy. The spray has a chemical in it (I'm not sure what chemical) which will cause the atoms to reallign and then the metal won't be magnetic anymore.

This spray is put out by Osko-Technologies, a relatively new company located in Seattle, WA. The spray I believe is called "DeMag Spray". (short for demagnetize)

I hope this helps, The spray is not meant for use on people, but I'm sure it would work!!

2006-09-30 07:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by Catfish 2 · 0 0

So how do magnets keep you alive? Get your arm opened up and have the metal removed. I have to assume that it got there as a result of an accident. NO doctors use iron or steel in surgical procedures. So I have to guess its shrapnel. If that is not possible, get some lead shielding on your magnets. You may also get a chain mail shirt or sleeve made out of lead. It does not have to be very heavy. Just enough to reduce the magnetic force your dealing with. It won't be cheap but you can do it. I also have to question the validity of your question. Seems very unlikely. First for a magnet to "capture" you, would have to be of the MRI caliber or super collider type. So the odds that you are conducting experiments in particle physics in your home,are slim at best. ON the other hand I would like to know where the metal in your arm came from.

I have known a man who carried a large chunk of steel in his shoulder. It was a token of hitlers anti aircraft guns. So where did yours come from?

2006-10-02 04:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by john d 3 · 0 0

cute ,and totally untrue. Surgical metals are either titanium- which is completely non-magnetic or stainless steel which which is barely magnetic. If the magnetic fields in your house were that strong you wouldn't have been able to use your compter to post this
nice try

2006-09-28 16:15:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

magnets are your friend, be sure to eat alot of iron and take those high pwered magnets and fgo to your local social security office or dmv and lob the high powered magnets into the offices like grenades. they will throw a party for you afterwards where there will be cake and strippers and george bush will pop out withtassles and reward you with this years publishers clearing house check seeing that he ate ed msmahon for breakfast this morning.

2006-09-28 16:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by liverisquicker 1 · 0 0

Always keep a phone close by in case you get stuck again, you dont have to be screaming you can just call out for help. Also, if that doesnt work always keep a bag of candy bars close by.

2006-09-28 16:56:57 · answer #6 · answered by abby 1 · 0 0

That's uncanny! The same thing happened to my mother 2 years ago except she ended up chewing her arm off.. you might want to try that option. It's messy but effective and you end up solving the hunger problem at the same time. Best of luck.....

2006-09-28 17:50:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Change the metal in your arm to aluminum or platinum.. it is not magnetic and you won't have that problem any longer.

2006-09-28 16:05:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Uh? Another case of Metallica aficionado.

2006-09-28 17:21:48 · answer #9 · answered by Yuri 3 · 0 0

PISSBOARDS IS HERE TO HELP! YOU NEED SERIOUS LEAD PLATED CASTING ON YOUR ARM, HELD IN PLACE BY A PULLY SYSTEM THAT SPANS THE MOST POPULAR HOTSPOTS IN YOUR HOUSE, AND DETACTHES FOR MAXIMUM COMFORT. COMFORT BUILT TOUGH FOR A MAN OF YOUR CALIBER.

2006-09-28 16:14:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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