Back when I was 17, I worked with my father at a manufacturing plant. He was the floor supervisor. I was just a kid at the time and quite the jovial one. He was bent down working on something when I approached him. Our eyes met, and began to explain what he was working on. At that moment, I put my finger under my nose and caught myself from sneezing, Ah...Ah..but no sneeze. He looked at me as I removed my finger and exclaimed, close one. He turned around and returned to his work.....
Little did he know that I had a squeeze spray bottle behind my back. After only a moment of his back being turned to me, I came off with a huge,...AHHHH CHEWWWW, all while squeezing the spray trigger "releasing the warm water that I had put into it" all on his neck.
That my friend was true comedy, at its finest.
For just a split second I thought his head was going to exploded.
2006-09-28 15:12:43
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answered by pigment 1
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Ok so me and my friend are walkin down the street and this old lady comes runnin down the road wavin her hands back and forth over her head like a maniac. She comes up to us and tells us that everyone is going crazy and the only way we can stop it is if we go to mount rushmore and crawl up Abe Lincolns nose and pick some of the purple berries there. So we go to mount rushmore (the old lady had a teleporter) and we get a grappling hook and wat not and climb into Abe's nose. Wen we get in there, we find a breed of 1/3 humans, 1/3 tigers/ and 1/3 snake, poeple and their running of with the berries. So we run after them and use newly developed karate skills to disarm them without killing them. We grab the berries and jump out of abes nose, right into the enemy space ship. It takes us to another planet where the Hugerake(human, tiger, snake) people live, and we find out soon after that the princess of the Hugerakes has been kindapped by Grendel, the evil guy from Beowulf. So we both pick up big sticks, and go beat up Grendel in the woods. We save the Hugerake princess and return ehr to the Hugerakes. Amidst glorious applause and throwing of roses, and recieving medals, we are lead to an interplanetary teleporter that returns us to the old lady. We give her the berries and she casts a magic spell on them that makes a dragon appear. He grants us one wish, and we wish for no one to be crazy. So our wish is granted and everyone lives happily ever after.
The end.
Love, Anthony
2006-09-28 23:11:37
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answered by Ant 2
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today : I went to work.
a long time ago : I went to school. well not that long ago.
on TV : I watched Friends the one with Phebe & Rachel in
self defense class and Monica & Chandlers Valintines
day gift exchange.
in my head : I'm hanging out with this pretty but bored colledge
student and were not spending time on Yahoo
answers. =)
2006-09-28 22:39:25
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answered by CALIBOY 4
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Once upon a time...a girl lived in this hobo box full of doodoo and she met a guy that gave her food. After 2 years the girl died...the end? Sorry, LOL im usually good at this but my fingers are tired of typing...xD
2006-09-28 22:14:08
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answered by Chensterrr. 3
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just watched high school musical...zac efron is really cute!!! the best movie ever!! you might also want to watch final fantasy advent children...so cool!!
2006-09-28 21:55:51
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answered by jessica93 1
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once there was a little girl.... cant think of anything sorry
2006-09-28 21:58:50
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answered by Anonymous
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marie s. got her sex changed, and shes loves it
2006-09-28 21:59:30
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answered by nirvana 1
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yawn! Iam not that bored!
2006-09-28 21:58:50
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answered by *AMY* 3
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