why does the government have less control over us than the cereal companies?

Question

you know its true!

Answer 1

Ohhhhh That damn Kellogg's!! That damn General Mills!! They have brain washed me and taken my money.

Thank God my beloved senators and congressmen don't rip me off. They just sit around the Pork Barrel thinking of ways to blow little rays of sunshine up my shorts every two years so that I'll happily vote for them.

Every time they pass a law, it restricts the freedom of someone somewhere in the U.S. But so what?? They can scam the socks off us, and we'll head to the mall fat, dumb, and happy.

Answer 2

What desirable product or service does the government provide?
Carrots work much better than sticks.

Answer 3

When the government finally starts running ads with a cute magical animated mascot.. we are doomed.