2006-09-28 13:57:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
read the papers
2006-09-28 13:59:19 · answer #1 · answered by angel 36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do as I do when I'm anxious: you tell everybody you meet about it, and eventually someone steps up to the plate and actually helps you solve things. Your reasoning is this way: "If people do not know what I need, how can they possibly help me?" Answer: Make everyone, as you just did all of us, painfully aware of your circumstances, and that you are gratefully accepting any and all help on the matter. Sent to you with home-finding energies from Chris in South Portland, Maine, U.S.A. (I am 63 years old and I am asking God to help you easily find a great place to call your own within a reasonable time frame. God can do anything, so I am certain He has heard me and will help you. As He has helped all of us at some point in our crazy lives.)
2006-09-28 21:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go on a day trip to France , lose your passport on the way back, then when you get back here pretend you can't speak English well and convey to the immigration officers that you are seeking asylum . You will be given a house , a car, and unlimited benefits. But for God's sake don't let on that you are British .Your feet wouldn't touch the ground !And you would probably end up in the slammer.
2006-09-28 21:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by Tracker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the Housing Dept of your local council, tell them you are an illegal immigrant/asylum seeker, and you'll get a place just like that.
2006-09-29 00:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by Phish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, pick a bank, any bank, talk to the loan officer for mortgages. Tell him what you want and he will tell you your options. If you get a rude one, or don't understand what was said, go to another bank. It will seem simple after a while.
2006-09-28 21:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by T C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AGE? Just leaving home??? Maybe check with your parents for assistance??? Or apply at Apartments if you can afford rent on your own?
Or check College classifieds for apt./house rent split...
2006-09-28 21:18:03 · answer #6 · answered by ***BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!!!*** 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where are you? If you have a job, rent an apartment or an efficiency
2006-09-28 21:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by Jeep Driver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pahhh !! sounds to me like you're one of those freeloading asylum seekers, 'f*** off' back from where you came.
2006-09-28 21:31:43 · answer #8 · answered by Herr Bruce 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, move back in w/ your parents cause it sounds like you're not ready to live on your own pal
2006-09-28 21:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by burnttoast97 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Win the lottery. lol
2006-09-28 21:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by Butterscotch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋