If you were confronted by a cobra ,a liberal and a terrorist at the same?

Question

time ,what would you do?

Answer 1

If I kill the cobra, the liberal will kill me.

If I kill the terrorist, the cobra will get me.

If I kill the liberal, nothing changes.

I'd have to get the liberal to kill the snake? nope. The terrorist? nope.

Doesn't matter. I'm dead.

Answer 2

The Liberal would "hug" the snake, tell you that the terrorist is a victim of a disfunctional family, then he'd cut and run. Me? I'd stomp on the snake, and tie the Liberal and the terrorist together at the wrists. The Liberal would either bore him to death, because Liberals don't fight, they don't think anything is worth fighting for, or the terrorist would kill the Liberal. Then I would only have the terrorist to worry about, and tell him that if he doesn't change his ways I would cut him up into little pieces and feed him to the Hogs.

Answer 3

I would have a beer with the liberal and get the terrorist to make the cobra dance from the empty glass. :o)

Answer 4

get the liberal to throw the cobra at the terrorist and then run for cover lol

Answer 5

I would cook and eat the cobra, sleep with the liberal ( assuming its a girl) and lock up the terrorist. But the Palace of Westminster is packed with all three, and who would go there?

Answer 6

the cobra would become a belt for me, the terrorist I woud knock senseless and claim the reward for bringing him in, I'd then be rich and ignore the liberal.

Answer 7

I'd break the terrorist's neck, and hope the snake bites the liberal while I'm busy.

Answer 8

Throw the terrorist at the snake and shoot the liberal.

Answer 9

I would ask the liberal for help, but the neocons would blockade it for political gain.

Answer 10

I'd use the cobra to kill the terrorist.

The liberal is no threat.