My new wife and I are trying to make a baby, and I want to plan something that will make her remember this night for a lifetime. What should I do? What should I wear to seduce her? Any ideas?
2006-09-28 12:10:33 · 22 answers · asked by johanng. 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Ah, just bang her.
2006-09-28 12:13:23 · answer #1 · answered by drsteve362005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you wear isn't as important as what you do. Wear something nice, but it shouldn't be noticed. Women are not stimulated by visual input as much as men.
10 things to make it a special night
1 Candles. we hate em, but they love um.
2 chocolate, same chemical response in the brain as love. Not alot, just a couple of really expensive ones. I recommend Godiva brand.
3 Flowers. I don't know why, but it works
4 Fresh cut up fruit on a tray
5 Massage. Not a sexual one, but a romantic one.
6 Write her a poem. I know it sounds corny but it is a slam dunk. Tell her why you love her and how she makes you feel
7 Have her dress comfortable. Save the lingerie for your birthday
8 Take it at her pace
9 Foot massage. Different than #5. this can be sexual.
10 Relax and talk after wards, and maybe do it again!
2006-09-28 12:22:14 · answer #2 · answered by swamphawk2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a female, this is what I would like if you were married to me. Send her a card in the mail to her office or to at home, tell her you would like to meet her for dinner when and where, but she has to wear this sexy dress you just bought her. Have a limo parked in front of your house and have a bottle of your favorite bubbly waiting inside for her, then have the driver drop her off at your favorite restraunt, and have them have a cozy table for 2 set up, you will be waiting there with a dozen of her favorite flowers. You will be dressed in a black tucs waitng for your bride to arrive. You have already orderd yours and her favorite meals by candle light and soft music. You reach over and whisper in her ear just how lavashing she looks. You are hot and sweaty, but it doesn't faze you because you are doing all of this for your princess. As the night passes and you have finished supper, the limo is outside waiting for your next adventure. She asks where are we going now honey? You say it is a surprise. the driver takes you to the best hotel in the place, and you already have the suite bought and payed for. In the room is a huge hot tub that could fit 10 people, but you didn't care, you wanted it just for you and the Mrs. There are rose pedals on the pillows, and bottled oil for massages. You start to undress and she notices that you are wearing chaps with no underware on, she is hot and bothered by this cuz it turns her on so much, and the night is history, you make love till all hours of the night. But I have to go to a work meeting now, other wise I'd finish the story. Take care and good luck!
2006-09-28 12:41:34 · answer #3 · answered by bunjibear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a weekend a a glorius hotel overlooking the city with a hotub and champange,buy her a very sheer sexy outfit to wear ,soft music but first send her to a spa for some pampering ,i'll let you take care of the rest,good luck
2006-09-28 12:16:03 · answer #4 · answered by tomtoride 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude if she gets pregnant, she will remember anyway....but if you want it special, here it goes.... what is her favorite flower, most women like roses, if she likes roses, what is her favorite color of rose? grab you a dozen in a vase or if you can do it yourself make an arrangement for her. secondly can you cook, if so whip up her favorite dish, if you cant get carry out from her favorite resturant and suprise her with a candle light dinner for two at home, get her favorite dessert and have it on hand as well, play some music something soft and relaxing, not to loud just as a background. now you got her fed and relaxed, so now on to the good stuff, light candles all over the place(in a safe place, dont want them knocked over during the baby making) that should be the only lights going in the bedroom is candles. now hopefully while you were buying the roses or whatever flowers you picked up you also bought some rose petals, most florists or grocery stores with floral departments will have rose petals for sale, sprinkel the rose petals through the house making a trail to the bedroom. stopping at the foot of the bed. now for what you are to wear, that is up to you hell dress up like you hopefully did on ya'lls first date, or go all classy and wear a nice suit or a tux. whatever floats your boat. now once you get her into the bed room and you are starting OPERATION BABY MAKING make it all about her, let her know that tonight it is all about her, make her feel beautiful, and sexy. remember this isn't a bone a thon, tonight you are making love to the woman that you love more than life itself, and you want her to be the mother of your children, so make love to her, soft, slow, easy. kiss every inch of her body, paying close attention to the spots that make her moan or grasp, if she giggles move on, it probably tickles. remember all about her. if you are into oral sex, stay down there so long that she forgets what you look like, this is all about pleasing her, ask her what she likes, and listen to her if she prefers clitoral stimulation then thats what you do. hope fully you get my meaning, i dont want to get to graffic here because we are talking about you wife. you may not get her pregnant but you will definitly give her a night that she will remember and brag about to her friends. if you do get her pregnant and it is a boy you can name him mike after me. p.s. this also works great for anniversaries , birthdays, and if you screw up really really bad.
2006-09-28 12:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by smitty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'll never really know which "night" it is if you try a lot. It'll happen when it's supposed to and trust me, your wife will remember the night no matter what happens or when it was.
2006-09-28 12:18:10 · answer #6 · answered by KC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just have sex with her and put it on video without her knowing. Then a few years later, pop it in the VCR. Guarantee she will remember it for a lifetime!
2006-09-28 12:13:18 · answer #7 · answered by tko43078 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Grand canyon railway package. Nail her at the lodge of the grand canyon or wait til night fall and nail her while looking at the rim
2006-09-28 12:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by jonny666_law33 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well dont do anything she is already pregnant.. from what they say you wont rember the night anyways.. but if you must wear some dirty clothes and put her on the washer in the spin cycle and do you think guarenteed to shake her inside up and make them little swimmer shiver and shake their way where they need to..
2006-09-28 12:15:17 · answer #9 · answered by astrodog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, first make her a fabulous dinner, then dance with her and compliment her all night, then go upstairs and tell her to meet you up there, then come out naked, aroused and oily, hard for her.
2006-09-28 12:13:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take her out and relive your first date. Go through all the motions....ask her out, do dinner and a movie (or whatever you two did). That should set the mood.
2006-09-28 12:14:30 · answer #11 · answered by Zach S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋