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I certainly do NOT want to hurt her, but I really would like to tape a dead fish to the inside of her closet.

Also, will coffee grounds stain her clothes?

2006-09-28 12:08:47 · 14 answers · asked by Billy 3 in Beauty & Style Other - Beauty & Style

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No, that sounds awesome. Especially if it's a nice meaty slab of salmon.

Coffee grounds, meh. Try some rank chocolate pudding instead.

2006-09-28 12:13:13 · answer #1 · answered by charlottesometimes 2 · 0 0

No she won't be physically hurt by the fish inside her closet. Coffee grounds will stain her clothes.

2006-09-28 12:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by dlobryan1 4 · 0 1

You can't hurt your girlfriend chemicaly like that, but you can physically. She can dump you because you taped a dead fish in her closet, either if it was a joke or not.
And any type coffee can obviously stain clothing.

2006-09-28 12:12:46 · answer #3 · answered by Manders 2 · 0 1

And you are wanting to keep this girlfriend? Has the thought of buying her roses crossed your mind instead of a dead fish. If you do that then she will have to wash everything that is in that closet and the smell may not come out of some stuff. So is it really worth it to do it to your girlfriend? Maybe one of your guy buddies will think it is funny, but I'm betting your girlfriend won't think so.

2006-09-28 12:13:46 · answer #4 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0 1

I'd slap you if I was your girlfriend. Your an idiot. why would you want to put a dead fish inside of her college closet anyway? And coffeee grounds do stain I used to work at a coffe house.

2006-09-28 12:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by loud_rock_2 1 · 1 1

well, DUH! why would you do something like that to your girlfriend? what a jerk. do u even care about her or are u just dating her so that you have someone to play your sick jokes on? if you care about her at all, don't put a dead fish in her closet. it's a sick and warped thing to do, and she would very likely dump you for it...as for the coffee grounds, yes, they will stain.

2006-09-28 12:18:19 · answer #6 · answered by zomplexi 3 · 0 1

I was with you until you got to the part about the coffee grounds...

2006-09-28 12:13:00 · answer #7 · answered by fresh2 4 · 0 1

I really hope your girlfriend has a great sense of humor!

2006-09-28 12:19:59 · answer #8 · answered by Demon Doll 6 · 1 0

My husband seems to think doing this is more likely to hurt you in the end..... LOL.

2006-09-28 12:17:12 · answer #9 · answered by Sels 4 · 1 0

It won't hurt her but it would be weird.

It would smell and I imagine she wouldn't be your girlfriend anymore.

2006-09-28 12:13:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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