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Should I take a cab, someone suggested it, they said I can draw attention from the Enquire, or what ever the hell it is called, I'm drunk off of Pink Panties, I can't walk that far in heels, Oh the Movie is a B lister called Facing the Giants, it's about some football players or something. I think I'll call a Cab, Any suggestions?

2006-09-28 11:21:44 · 19 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

19 answers

A cab will doom you to the D list immediately. Forget it! Hitch a ride on a Pepsi Van...works in commercials..try it , you will like it. and hit the coffee. Liqour and Mel didn't mix well, and neither do you. You are ruining your complexion BEFORE the close ups!

You guys have got to lighten up here...this is a running gag. Nothing is as it seems in La La Land...at least it is not bashing...you all are bashing her, and she is just playing around causing no harm.

2006-09-28 11:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Well if you were in NY I would loan you a limo. However in CA all I have is some Yaht. My suggestion. Drive yoursefl to a local car dealership (lincoln etc) and take one for a test drive. It's an easy way to get a nice car for an hour or so. Just ask Jack.

2006-09-28 18:40:34 · answer #2 · answered by Karen Walker 2 · 3 2

Call the cab

2006-09-28 18:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by annastasia1955ca 6 · 3 1

If this really were Kathy Griffin she would surely know how to spell the word "Enquirer" properly...

2006-09-28 23:21:33 · answer #4 · answered by AaroninVegas 1 · 1 0

Run out naked into the street and jump on the hood of the first car you see. That should stop them, and it should get you a free ride.

2006-09-28 18:23:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Oh, yes, take a cab. I know this really good-looking bi cabbie. Sending him over now...just you wait...

2006-09-28 18:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 2 0

Yeah, a cab, that's about your speed!

The thing about being a "Has Been" is that at least at one point there were SOMEBODY!
You on the other hand, don't even rate that title!

Grab your tennies and start hitchin', Tramp!

2006-09-28 18:27:17 · answer #7 · answered by DEATH 7 · 4 2

Have you got to get to Westwood?
Call the tabloids and tell them that for a ride in a limo you'll tell them who is gay in Hollywood

2006-09-28 18:24:16 · answer #8 · answered by n2mustaches 4 · 2 1

Sweetheart,
Call the producers or their assistants, and have them send the limo for you... you are beautiful, vivacious, and yummy, and I pity the fool that says otherwise!

2006-09-29 00:23:32 · answer #9 · answered by taterliquor 3 · 0 1

have another drink and ride the bus as far as it will go. Just sit back and relax.

2006-09-28 18:25:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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