Hello America, would you please vote for me for president in 2008?

Question

First things first I would find and kill Osama Bin Laden if he is not dead by the time I'm in office.

I would raise the minimum wage to $10.00 an hour.

I would make sure the gas prices never go beyond $1.50 a gallon.

I would deport all illegal aliens, it will take a while and I will back it up until all of them are gone.

I would build a wall to block illegal Mexicans from invading our land and stealing our jobs.

I would ban all gay marriages and gay unions.

My vice president would be Jessica Alba, she can just look pretty for the cameras while I do all the work.

My secretary of state would be Tyra Banks, she has the gift of gab and she'd do great.

I would warn all countries harboring terrorists if they pull anything they will be blown off this earth. Now I won't nuke them, I would use Cookie Cutter bombs that would destroy them totally without radiation leakage to the rest of the world.

I would give huge taxcuts to people who actually pay taxes.

Answer 1

that all sounds great (except for tyra and jessica) but good luck with doing all of that in just 1-2 terms in office. it sounds like a political fairy tale.

Answer 2

Not a chance.

I would raise the minimum wage to $10.00 an hour.
Minimum wage eliminates entry level jobs.

I would make sure the gas prices never go beyond $1.50 a gallon.
Price controls never work.

I would deport all illegal aliens, it will take a while and I will back it up until all of them are gone.
I like the idea, but don't believe you.

My vice president would be Jessica Alba, she can just look pretty for the cameras while I do all the work.
My secretary of state would be Tyra Banks, she has the gift of gab and she'd do great.
You can't mean this.

I would warn all countries harboring terrorists if they pull anything they will be blown off this earth. Now I won't nuke them, I would use Cookie Cutter bombs that would destroy them totally without radiation leakage to the rest of the world.
No you wouldn't. BTW its Daisy Cutters, not cookie cutters.

I would give huge tax cuts to people who actually pay taxes.
One out of ten is bad.

Answer 3

No, I wouldn't vote for you. You would never get elected to any position with demented views like that. You are not ony unrealistic but you most likely think this is funny to list outrageous claims as such. And most of all, if you don't drop your psuedo-conservative, redneck, ignorant views by the time you enter the real world, then my misguided friend, you are in for a rude awakening. Please report me for abuse as I intend it upoen thee. I weep for the future of America as I know you are not alone in your mentally-challenged state of mind. I truly hope the best for you. Send me an email if you wish to further this berating, go ahead, I honestly want to change your way of thinking.

Answer 4

"read my lips. no more taxes" Were Bush's exact words. This sounds good but you wont be able to do it without stealing money(like bush did from iran). Mexicans arent bad peeps, you should find a good solution. Tyra and Jessica...your kidding me. You wouldnt last a month in office without breaking most of those commitments. And who are you

Answer 5

funny, alot more debt and another person who would try to take the right for people to express there love for each other or make the life long commitment. oh and raising min wage that much would just make prices for everything else go up.

Answer 6

No. I'd like for my kids to survive childhood and not be "blown off this earth" by retaliatory bombings once after you shoot your missiles at people who piss you off.

Answer 7

yeah, thats all we need is a national debt of about 40 trillion dollars

Answer 8

abolish minimum wage and you have my vote.With the illegals gone we won't need it anyway

Answer 9

looks like your politics is equal parts facist, socialist, and stupid.

no way I'd vote for you.

Answer 10

YeS!!!!!!!!