OMG OMG!! I was just notified that the Clintons are purchasing a vacation home 1 mile from me!?

Question

(Megan's Law requires I be notifed). What would you? Move?

Answer 1

Whats wrong with that? You're property value would go up, tourism would go up, Ohhh... You are trying to be funny...I get it, you are trying to be witty...Ohhh, damn you are sharp. that whole Meagan's law thing.. Oh the tears, my side is aching, you are a riot. PPPfffftttttt. Get some new material, that was just dumb.

Answer 2

As with any new neighbor, you should invite them over for tea and crumpets. Embrace them with your genuine heart and always let them know that you are there for them if they should need anything or want anything from you.

Being a good neighbor will always be positive too. Bill clinton is a very smart man who realized while in office that he has a brain and a penis but not enough blood for both to work at the same time. He is now considered brilliant for finally realizing this. You have to credit his wife for helping him though.

Hilliary is a sweetheart. My god, anyone who puts up with bill and has a kid with him deserves the purple heart, don't you think? She deserves to run for office and re-design the ovam office the way she would of liked after all those stains under the desk were noticeable.

I heard the clintons like to entertain alot and they are often seen hosting garden parties outdoors. You might be invited over for one of those , so you will want to become good neighbors too!

Answer 3

Megan's Law. Wow. You are a piece of work.Snotty and vicious.

If the Clinton's are purchasing a home 1 mile away from you, what makes you think it will have any impact on your life at all?

And hello...YOUR property value will go UP. So maybe what you should be doing is sending them a thank you card and a welcome to the neighborhood basket.

Think of it this way, they are moving one mile away from you and they decided they would still make the purchase...even though you are who you are. They're very brave.

Answer 4

Don't worry, Bill is never home.

Always flying around the world on the public dollar.

He has a girlfriend in Canada, you know. She lives in Calgary.
Look it up on Google.

By the way, how did "public servants" like the Clintons who were in government their entire adult lives start to afford buying mansions all over the place??

Maybe because they're donors/contributors are paying for their mortgages like their home in Chappaqua, NY (google that too)

Answer 5

I don't know. Are you poor? Some lib is on here claiming he just raised 7 billion for the "needy." Maybe you could get him to throw some of that cash your way. Just kidding.

Seriously, you are safer knowing where sexual predators live. You can keep an eye on him that way.

Answer 6

Eh, I don't exactly like Bill Clinton so much. I suppose just brag about how a famous man lives 1 mile from you.

Answer 7

Lock your doors. Hurry! Watch your blue dresses.

Answer 8

Bad luck.You can't sell up now. Your house price has just gone down to about $3

Answer 9

I can totally sense your excitement! I would also like to come and visit you... You can have coffee with Hillary and maybe she will let you give Bill a BJ... Either way you are blessed!

Answer 10

Arm your self with concrete bunkers and 105 howitzers

Answer 11

Try to be a good neighbor. Who knows, it may work out to be interesting to say the least. Anyway, key word here is "vacation". They probably wont get to use it much :)

anyway, Megan's Law is for REGISTERED sex offenders.