If I gave you a bottle cap, six donuts, $3.78, a paperclip, two shots of yager,..?

Question

a left handed widget, a shaved cat, a dirty sock, seven used tissues,and a smile- would you mow my yard?

Answer 1

do it yourself you lazzy but

Answer 2

hmmm...... i havent had to mow my yard in like 3 years.... yah what the crap i would do it for ya.... if u held the cat and make it 2 smiles..... i dont eat donuts..... heyyyy lets make it... a bottle cap 3.78 a paperclip and yager....whatever a widget is and the sock wit 2 smiles... each on diff occasions.... deal?

Answer 3

I'll do it just for the yager. But I may not do a good job at mowing your yard.

Answer 4

I'm allergic to freshly mowed grass, but I'll take the yager.

Answer 5

Throw in a homeless man's overcoat & you have a deal.
If it's a really big yard, I might ask for a ******** hamster. Keep that in mind! It depends how nice you are & how often you brush your teeth.

Answer 6

Can you post a picture of the shaved cat?

Answer 7

All it would take is 50.00, and your yard would get mowed. If you even tried to give me all the crap you listed, all your fingers would be broken and you'd never be able to use your key board again!

Answer 8

no, but if you kept the tissues, the dirty sock and the fur on your kitty I would (I love paperclips!)

Answer 9

no, but I'll do it for your collection of old magazines and that there box of books that's been in your family for the last 75 years.

Answer 10

Are they chocolate donuts?

Answer 11

You had me at widget.