2006-09-28 07:53:29 · 22 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Ah Roxie, it is not your toes that contain a homing device, oh no. This toe-bashing is actually all down to the leprechauns which live under your stairs. After you switch the lights out for the night they pop out of the leprechaun hidey-hole and rearrange all your furniture, paying special attention to place the larger sharp-cornered objects in the most frequently traversed paths. This is because, as we all know, leprechauns are perverse sadistic little beings.
You can, however, appease these creatures with offerings of jam sandwiches and lashings of stout to be left each evening on the bottom step.
2006-09-28 08:00:42 · answer #1 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Normally yes, but stranger than that is why on earth we walk around in the dark anyway. Why not turn the light on first !
The most obvious thing to do, but brain doesn't connect to hand in the middle of the night.
2006-09-28 08:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by Nathan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they do. Interestingly enough this same device also attaches itself to any part of your body which is injured. So if you have a bruise, a cut, as spain etc you are more likely to bang that exact spot than any other until it is better.
2006-09-28 08:06:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What else are toes really good for? Wearing toe rings, being stubbed in the dark -- it's their purpose for being!
2006-09-28 08:02:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have toes, just a bit of a stump so sorry, can't help you out
why not try painting them with glowinthedark nail polish, might help them avert collision course - just a thought
2006-09-28 08:01:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
actually they contain light activated electromangets that draw obstacles towoards them and into your path--that's why you always hit them at sixteen billion miles an hour
2006-09-28 08:45:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. As do shins. It is a great philosophical truth that what your toes refuse to hit, your shins certainly will.
2006-09-28 08:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, because of the occasional one that gets hurt from bumping into something.
2006-09-28 08:05:59 · answer #8 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean yours don't have tiny eyes on the end of them? Am I the only one?
2006-09-28 08:07:35 · answer #9 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, of course. Doesn't evidence show this?
2006-09-28 07:55:28 · answer #10 · answered by Existence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋