BUT I'M AT WORK, WHAT DO I DO???
2006-09-28 07:37:19 · 16 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO VIII 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
go ahead and nap. if you get caught, say that fat woman who can't control her farts slipped you some drugs.
2006-09-28 08:09:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
go ahead and take a nap if ya get caught try one of these
10 Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk!
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."
2006-09-28 14:46:22 · answer #2 · answered by Wish 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I feel the same way. I'm at work and have nothing to do but play on the Internet. I would love to go to sleep. Step outside get some air. Where I live it is windy and cold so I think I will go out and try to wake up myself.
2006-09-28 14:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by Macey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to your car for 5 minutes and listen to some music. Wash your face, get a bottle of coke and go back to work. You'll feel better.
2006-09-28 14:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Karen ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine are:
Ask for a break or say you have a headache and need to go home
Or Tell them you have an emergency at home
2006-09-28 15:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit on the toilet,always works for me in the middle of the night. Or have tattoos of eyes done on your lids. Then you'll look awake all the time....scarey..but awake
2006-09-28 14:42:55 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go sleep in your car for 20 mins. Set the alarm on your cell phone. I do it all the time.
2006-09-28 14:49:16 · answer #7 · answered by TropicalSun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a nap and use the fat lady as a pillow....
2006-09-28 14:41:16 · answer #8 · answered by jerseygirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will sleep for ya cause i am gettin ready to take a nap..lol..so i will be happy to sleep for ya!!!!
2006-09-28 14:39:41 · answer #9 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the bathroom, and go to sleep for a while.
2006-09-28 14:49:44 · answer #10 · answered by elizabethxoxo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋