2006-09-28 06:51:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
I am a gnome and I am sitting in your garden right now disguised as a tree.
I am watching you
be afraid
be very afraid
HA HA HA HA HAHA
2006-09-28 06:54:55 · answer #1 · answered by commentator 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would wear funky suspenders and sit in a garden with many other gnomes.
2006-09-28 06:52:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would wear a Chippendale outfit in a German garden next to a rose bush directly on the main road.
In Germany the old ladies are always looking at other peoples' roses and the look on their faces when they spot me should be worth the cold I might catch...
2006-09-28 07:36:21 · answer #3 · answered by Hipira 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would wear an tuxedo and i would be in anyones garden who has lots of female gnomes
2006-09-28 06:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh gawd. gnome.
I used to get called lawn gnome in college.. I am short .. just under 5 feet.. so I would wear my usual casual clothes and sit in my desk at any of the college students lawns that used to call me such.
I would stare them down till they broke like little porcelain gnomes themselves. muhahahaha
2006-09-28 06:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by FerymayGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't wear any cloths, and I would sit in Vin Diesel's Garden! LOL!
2006-09-28 06:54:03 · answer #6 · answered by littlegoober75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd wear a smile and a fig leaf and be in Nigella Lawson's Garden!
2006-09-28 07:00:33 · answer #7 · answered by bumbleboi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be wearing a Burkha in Cherie's garden
2006-09-28 07:08:18 · answer #8 · answered by Useless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kiera Knightleys garden of course. And i would wear nothing but a cheeky grin on my face.
2006-09-28 07:04:33 · answer #9 · answered by johno 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id wear a frilly tutu and a tiara, sparkly shoes, revealing top and look really shiny. I would sit in will mellors garden as i just love him.. and hopefully id catch his eye once in a while
2006-09-28 06:59:03 · answer #10 · answered by ToniLianne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋