2006-09-28 06:35:37 · 26 answers · asked by MalibuSun 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A pulse and the ability to occasionally have the asylum bus drop you off.
2006-09-28 06:40:47 · answer #1 · answered by gotalife 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would think no qualifications were needed. Maybe a high school diploma to be employed by Wal-Mart.
2006-09-28 13:36:53 · answer #2 · answered by Jenny K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Desperate enough to want a job from Wal-Mart
2006-09-28 13:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny0050 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over 55 years old
2006-09-28 13:38:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to be able to rock those carts!! You gotta flicker your tongue in greeting at everyone like some kinda freaky newt tryin to catch a fly. And don;t forget, ridin diiirrty on those scooter carts, eluding all walmart security....
2006-09-28 13:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess just being old is the only qualification needed.
2006-09-28 13:39:01 · answer #6 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A PhD in philosophy
2006-09-28 13:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by Robin A. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to be very friendly and about 100 years old.
2006-09-28 13:38:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheerful disposition?
2006-09-28 13:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by Shawn_small 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being related to manager wouldn't hurt,
2006-09-28 13:40:50 · answer #10 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋