It's just a little cheating on our taxes. I'll just make sure she doesn't see it this time. She's so "by the book". I say, lets add some chapters to tax laws.
2006-09-28 06:21:25 · 39 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Love is always patient and kind; it is never jealous. Love
is never boastful or conceited...
It is never rude or selfish...It does not take offense, and it
is not resentful.
Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but
delights in truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to
hope, and to endure whatever comes.
~1 Corinthians 13:4-8
I wish you all the happieness that exsists, however, you do not love her. LEAVE HER. She deserves a man who does.
2006-09-28 06:24:29 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey your mean!! My husband got caught cheating on me last week and I gave him a second chance but I'll tell you one thing I've been getting even with him by screwing around behind his back. He has no idea that I have a diffrent guy every day of the week. If he does cheat on me again at least I didnt go down with out a fight. Don't you think your wife might think the same way. I know my husband doesn't think so. It's the one you least expect trust me I'm very educated in that department. : )
2006-09-28 06:27:43 · answer #2 · answered by Martha L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your pathetic.Why dont you just let your poor wife out of the marriage.You dont love her and she deserves better then you,Do you have any idea how you hurt her??? then you lie to get her to take you back.You give men a bad name.If she had sex with another man and I hope your picturing her doing it real good how would you like it?As a matter of fact I hope she does screw around on you thats what you deserve.Be a real man and get the hell out of her life so she can be happy and the person she loves so much isnt sticking a knife in her back.You begged her back right now you should be trying to earn her trust back.you should be kissing her ... just because she took you back.instead your asking how to do it again and not get caught once again your PATHETIC!!!
2006-09-28 06:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by maryann c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your wife means that much to you,then don't risk it,cause if you get caught out again she may never give you a chance,plus its got to be better by the book,than having a massive bill to sort if you get caught!Don't be silly,surely your wife should come first!
2006-09-28 06:24:43 · answer #4 · answered by kittypinkchuck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea like credits for all the damn animals my kids keep bringing home that I have to feed!
I should be able to write off all the neighbors little brats too, they come over eat all my food every day then go home wearing my kids cloths cause they jumped in the stream while they were over. Ever try even remembering what your missing much less who took it in the first place?
2006-09-28 06:33:01 · answer #5 · answered by sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mabe this time go to a tax place say you missed them last year and you'd probably have to pay a little more then you should but if it will get you out of the jail house with the wife then go for it.
2006-09-28 06:23:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL your a funny dude. I thought you was talking about your relationship. You are the same dude who called your wife "tubby" right? LOL When I read this I was like he has really screwed hisself this time. LOL Don't let the IRS catch you. If they do its not going to be pretty.
2006-09-28 06:24:28 · answer #7 · answered by truthbetold 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well when you cheat you have to be careful. I mean there are all kinds of holes you can fall into. But if she catches you again, she may just cut off some of your exemptions...
2006-09-28 06:26:59 · answer #8 · answered by mraandmisse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do it again but this time give the girl the bowling ball grip. 2 in the pink 1 in the sink
2006-09-28 06:23:56 · answer #9 · answered by supernatural911409 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't take the chance! An audit is awful!
There are ways to "push the point" and be legal. Just learn them!
2006-09-28 06:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by Blond Logic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋