Tax cuts to all people who PAY TAXES.
Build a huge wall separting the Mexican Border from the United States.
Deport ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS.( If that means it takes 8 years to do by hell I will send every last one packing.)
Raise the minimum wage to $10.00 dollars an hour
Nuke Iraq, Iran, Cuba, North Korea and anybody else harboring terrorists.
Ban same sex marriages as it could exploit our marriage system.
2006-09-28 06:17:08 · 18 answers · asked by Nice Guy 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
I didn't forget Bin Ladin, he is already dead. He died of Typhoid Fever. But if by some chance that he is not dead, be assured he will be once I get in office.
2006-09-28 06:24:22 · update #1
No, you would not win. You don't even meet the requirements to run for president. Stop dreaming that pipe dream you're dreaming.
J
2006-09-28 06:25:22 · answer #1 · answered by Jenn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better build that huge wall at the Mexican border and the Canadian one too. Otherwise every American who ever cared about anything besides taking all they can get would be able to escape from your dictatorship.
You also would have to work out a deal with Diebold Voting Machines similar to the one George W. has so you could win an election where no one voted for you. Either that or set it up so that your brother counts the votes.
And to get elected even then, you'd have to keep your mouth shut so that no one knew what a perfect idiot you are.
2006-09-28 13:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by beast 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where to start ......
First put down the crack pipe .
You want to nuke the world ?
How will you keep all that fallout from poisoning the USA , -
Isn't divorce more of a threat to our marriage system than gay marriage? Will you outlaw that , too.?
Have you actually thought ANYTHING through ?
you would be no more a better president that the one we have .
2006-09-28 13:53:00 · answer #3 · answered by Jo c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can raise the millions of dollars needed to win an election and gain support from a political party, go for it.
2006-09-28 13:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No because you sound like a doofus who wouldn't have the slightest clue what he's doing in office.
2006-09-28 13:24:37 · answer #5 · answered by im_just_me_612 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No if you eliminate ALL ILLIGAL ALIENS who will do the hard work like work in the sun to build schools and hospitals a citizen will probably get a digree in something and no one will want to do that job dud please change be good to those people
2006-09-28 13:21:16 · answer #6 · answered by dely 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. I'd like for my kids to survive childhood and not be blown off this earth by retaliatory bombings once after you shoot your missiles at people who piss you off.
2006-09-28 21:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by lovemcss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude you have my vote but it isn't fair to bomb innocent people in foreign countries even if we are at war with them and oh yeah you forgot BinLadin ding dong.
2006-09-28 13:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You wouldn't get my vote. But the Pat Buchanan crowd would back you.
2006-09-28 13:35:00 · answer #9 · answered by Michael O 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would pick you for president,also ban all phoney Christians
2006-09-28 13:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by BEERBELLY 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋