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I do love the suggestion that Jesus is a fictonal superhero.

Super Ted because he's a teddy.

2006-09-28 05:35:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I dunno man, Jesus did have that "turn water into wine" thing going on. He'd be pretty cool at a party.

I'd like to see Batman trying that one...he'd just whip out his black bat wallet and try to buy everyone off. As for the hulk, who wants a 20 ft green bloke in his undies crashing a party? no-one! He-Man would be too busy getting it on with She-Ra in the spare room, Super Ted would be surrounded by all the best women, Superman doesn't drink, Robin's underage, Spiderman is great but not really a ladies man, Catwoman would be supping all of the milk out of the fridge...and Danger Mouse, although cool, would only bring incey-wincey beers with him.

No. Its got to be Jesus. He'd make sure the wine doesn't run out, he'd tell a wicked anecdote and if the party starts going down hill, he'd run a bath and do his best walking on water party trick. Jesus rocks man! He'd keep your party alive!

2006-09-28 06:06:57 · answer #2 · answered by gromitski 5 · 0 0

I am sure this was just a minor oversight on your part but you totally neglected to mention Danger Mouse. He would obviously be the best had he been listed. I know you list 'another' but really to omit DM from the listed characters is totally unforgivable and for this reason I feel your question is bordering on ridiculous and can not answer.

And to the person above. First of all Jesus did have flaws which is what made him believable to so many as a fictional character. Besides he doesn't turn up either. And he didn't have side kicks??? He had more than anyone else... The Apostles duh!!!

2006-09-28 05:49:36 · answer #3 · answered by â?¥MissMayâ?¥ 4 · 0 0

Batman, reason hes were given extra ability than Superman, Spiderman, and Iron guy blended. Iron guy shouldn't also be contained in the operating, he's only a guy with extremely some money and a funky in structure.

2016-11-25 00:41:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Toxic Avenger

2006-09-28 05:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by Useless 5 · 1 1

SUPERMAN!! because he's...well...SUPER

He-man is gay
the hulk has rage issues
Super ted is a fake
batman is a wanabe...(he doesnt even have any REAL superpowers)
robin is ALSO gay
Spiderman is cool,but his alter ego peter parker is gay
catwoman is a GIRL (nuff said)
and Jesus...well he's DEAD isnt he

2006-09-28 05:36:38 · answer #6 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0 1

Ice Man

2006-09-28 05:41:31 · answer #7 · answered by Fu Manchu 4 · 0 1

Obviously the "Best he-man" can't be catwoman. Jesus would not consider himself to be a he-man although he is the best choice.

One question back to you is how does this relate to computers?

2006-09-28 05:36:31 · answer #8 · answered by Taztug 5 · 0 1

Dereck the Dwarf flinger.

2006-09-28 06:06:12 · answer #9 · answered by L S 3 · 0 0

Without a DOUBT the answer is JESUS, EVERYTHING ELSE IS A MYTH, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME CALL ON ONE OF THESE FELLOWS WHEN YOU ARE IN TROUBLE, AND SEE WHO COMES TO YOUR RESCUE! All the others have character flaws, can't function with out the cape, webs, have weakness or a side kick, Jesus had no weakness, character flaw, nor did he have any side kicks. The man is Awesome.

2006-09-28 05:47:05 · answer #10 · answered by babigirl 1 · 0 3

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