I was selling my house and when the couple came to view I asked the lady "when's your baby due",she wasn't pregnant and they didn't buy the house!
2006-09-28 06:00:22
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answered by MANC & PROUD 6
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My grandmother made me go to the bathroom on an airplane when I was 12. I didn't know you were supposed to lock the door. I thought when the door closed it automatically switched to Occupied. I was almost done when a man opened the door and walked in. Not only did he get a glimpse of me, there was a row right behind him that could see the whole thing. I couldn't look at anybody after I left the lavatory.
2006-09-28 05:45:27
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answered by dolphinluver22000 4
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Just this past week, I was paying my check in a restaurant and, knowing the exit door was immediately behind me, I turned around and went through the first door I found. Rather than it being the "out" door, however, it was the door into the ladies room. I was several strides into it, and not being well received, before I realized what I'd done. I did learn two things from the experience though; one, Ladies rooms are far nicer than men's, and two, that in a situation like that, one shouldn't stand around trying to explain himself.
2006-09-28 05:46:21
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answered by Anonymous
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I was at Sunday School in 6th grade. I was just recovering from a cold. Suddenly I sneezed and out came a whole bunch of buggers in my hand. I then asked if I could leave. I cleaned up the messy goop that was all over my hand then went back. No one but the cutest boy, say what had happened and he was giggling his head of when I got back. I was so embarrassed.
2006-09-28 05:40:01
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answered by Anonymous
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I was at a job interview for a position as a manager and i went to the toilet, i then went back into the interview to do a team exercise and when i left i was walking back to manchester train station and a lad turned around to me and said yu have toilet roll sticking out of your pants!! oh the shame!!!
2006-09-28 05:36:34
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answered by Jo. 5
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I was once walking my dog a few years ago and decided to break into a run for the last 50 metres or so back to my house - anyway my boob decided to make a guest appearance right in front of my elderly male neighbour - what a day not to wear a bra!
2006-09-28 08:01:43
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answered by Kerri 4
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I feel out of the back of my sisters car into a huge puddle in the pouring rain and yes there was a group of people huddled at the bus stop!!
2006-09-28 05:42:02
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answered by Nyla 4
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ok regrettably i do something daily yet right here's a reliable one i changed into at my childrens college (its a small college about per chance 70 childrens on the time and that i call my abode to go away a remedied for my self and that i informed myself to carry on a sec and then i informed my self reliable by even though it truly is one in all many
2016-12-06 07:50:11
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answered by gerda 4
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this witch cast a spell on me that i would be a drug addict a be sticking **** in my *** years later i started smoking crack and stuck a chair leg up my *** lol and these pi's got it on video all of this wasnt a stretch but that's another story
2006-09-28 05:39:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Asked a father how is son had been? (Didn't know his son had been dead for a year. The anniversary of the son's death was the day I ran into the father.)
2006-09-28 05:36:53
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answered by Anonymous
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