2006-09-28 04:48:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
A Man and woman first get together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then they set up a date via e-mail and meet at a cyber-cafe.
they sneak into a secluded room, where the woman agrees to download from the mans hard drive. As soon as the man is ready to upload, and discovers that neither one had a firewall, and since it is too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appears that says: you've got "male"
2006-09-28 05:16:03 · answer #1 · answered by WINKY 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure your old enough to ask this question? Just kidding you must know your last period. You count from the first day you got your period then 10-15 days later ovulation begins that's when you have unprotected sex with your (husband?) during those 5-7 days if you have been on the pill you will not get pregnant right away it takes a few months after you have stopped using. 2 weeks later if everything went well you should be pregnant. unless one of you has some kind of problem that you have not mentioned. Remember if it does not work the first time TRY TRY AGAIN he will be happy about that.
GOOD LUCK
2006-09-28 05:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by Crystal F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when a man and a woman love each other, they have sex. the man's penis goes into the woman's vagina and then a baby is made. 9 months later, you have a baby.
2006-09-28 04:53:21 · answer #3 · answered by curious girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the ding-dong goes in the hoo-hoo, and 9 months later, a baby pops out.
2006-09-28 04:56:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have to ask, you definetly do not need to have a baby. You really must be joking, right? wow
2006-09-28 04:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by lisa s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we have baby by copying our parent
2006-09-28 04:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by kimht 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
consult yr gynaec
2006-09-28 20:07:18 · answer #7 · answered by FT 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wen we do mistake like a child.
2006-09-28 05:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i pray you arent not tryin to have a baby..
make a baby:first you stick your penis in a womans vagna and go in and out aot of times until a liquid comes out of your penis and goes into her vagina
have a baby: go to a friggin hospital.. DUH!!!!!! please don't do it yourself!!!
2006-09-28 04:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by t1ch1a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch XXX movies with your wife & copy it & leave it to god.
2006-09-28 21:31:23 · answer #10 · answered by narendra k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋