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well judging by the sacrificial blood i would say it's time to eat!

2006-09-28 04:45:38 · answer #1 · answered by urinaryhero 1 · 0 0

Because a zombie bit him first and they are killing him so that he can't come into your house and turn you all into zombies. They are protective ninjas... but you didn't know that until I just told you, you thought they had murdered your brother in cold blood... but they swear by the sword, they have honor, and they only live to protect you and your family... from, say, zombies and other bad elements like werewolves... and maybe pirates.

2006-09-28 04:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by Stephanie S 6 · 1 0

Ninja's get hungry too! And I don't think your brother is lost anymore...

2006-09-28 04:44:17 · answer #3 · answered by Huliganjetta 5 · 0 0

Because it is almost day light savings time and they have to bbq the best meet before the sun goes down.

2006-09-28 06:15:53 · answer #4 · answered by JMed 2 · 0 0

Because they're ninjas. Are you questioning ninjas?

2006-09-28 04:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't disrespect their authority!!! Wait, I think you are next... Did you take a shower? I don't think they'll enjoy you if you taste funny...

2006-09-28 07:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by Magy G 3 · 0 0

They have brought new cooking ideas with them. Crafty folks, they are.

2006-09-28 04:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by J F 3 · 0 0

coz they ran out of flying space monkeys from uranus

2006-09-28 04:45:00 · answer #8 · answered by ssuasw 3 · 1 0

Is it because you are a family of marinated octopi?

2006-09-28 04:52:12 · answer #9 · answered by peteophile 2 · 0 0

Because you told them to.

2006-09-28 04:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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