I woke up this morning to my son complaining of a sore throat...he just wanted to stay home and play the new video game my ex was kind enough to send home with him. Then I stepped in the shower (on a little green soldier, that hurt) only to find that my littlest one used all my shampoo while he was playing in there last night. So I washed my hair with body soap, got dressed, tried to find my keys for 20 minutes then ran down the driveway with my son yelling that he hates me. I'm the worst mother in the world for making him go to school. Wait it gets better...now I'm on my way to a job interview, I spill coffee down my shirt so I stop to clean up and realize that I also have my underwear on inside out, not that that matters...it just added to my flustered state of mind. he,he,he and they offered me the job...what was that about heaven after a little hell? Anyone else start their day the way I do?
2006-09-28 04:02:45 · 7 answers · asked by sasha 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Sounds like a typical morning. Very ho hum.
I'd never hire you. You're a mess. ;)
Congratulations! (if you took/want the job)
2006-09-28 05:06:03 · answer #1 · answered by Sausage Fingers™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It could be worse... last year I was in the process of selling the place I was at and it was being shown by real estate agents. I have a very early schedule so I'm on the road by 6:00am during the week so they ususally show it between 8 - 1 (I get home around 3). but one day I had overslept and woke up to my bedroom door being open by someone saying that the view from the bedroom is spectacular (it really isn't that great but you know how they talk things up). anyway on this mornign the view was spectacular because i shot out of bed stark naked when the door opened if full view of the realitor and the people she was showing the home to (a youngish couple with a 5 year old in tow). I'm stunned so i just stand there for a minute trying to figure out whats going on - the husband is drooling the wife has her mouth wide open the son is giggeling and the realitor is stammering... I come to my senses and pull the sheets off the bed to cover up revealing a couple of ummmm toys that I'd left in bed next to me the night before (it was a long day and i was trying to unwind). the son sees one of them and runs over to it and says look a light saber and starts waving it around.... now everyone is horrified, I'm trying to get to the bathroom then trying to coverup the toys... mom is turning three shades of red... dad is still just drooling and kinda chuckeling... the realitor is trying to get everyone out of the room... dad finally takes the toy from the son and says that he shouldn't play with other peoples things and tosses it back in the middle of the bed....
needless to say they didn't make an offer on the house....
I was late to work, missed a meeting, got yelled at for an hour (ok 10 minutes but it seemed like an hour), broke the heal on my shoe going out the door on the way home...
It was like the day from......well hell would have been a vacation compared to that!
2006-09-28 04:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by .... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are too cute, not just anyone can make light of a bad start.
Story i heard once.
Little bird fell from tree,landed in a pile of poop,felt warm, started to sing cause happy.Cat heard, came and ate bird.
moral something like this, if your up to your neck in ****,and it feels ok keep mouth closed before some buttwipe spoils it.
this does not apply to you cause you can pull anything off.lol.
2006-09-28 04:18:30 · answer #3 · answered by desayunogratis 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sucks that you went through that to get a new job, but you know what? Tomorrow will be a better day. Oh, and your son? He doesn't hate you, he's just mad that he didn't get his way.
2006-09-28 04:07:46 · answer #4 · answered by inlovewow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dontn worry every other day it would get better. sorry that your day was like this but god will make it up to u u probally just rushing and stressing u take your time okay and think before you do things okay hope this helps.
2006-09-28 04:07:56 · answer #5 · answered by SiSi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol at least you have a new job
2006-09-28 04:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by haki 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not lately
2006-09-28 04:08:03 · answer #7 · answered by Texas T 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋