Song lyrics..........?

Question

There are some that you can understand, but sound like something else:

"Hold me closer Tony Danza" - Tiny Dancer by Elton John

And others that are hard to guess what they are saying:

"Blinded by the light........Wrapped up like a douche?" - Not sure who does the song, but it is in the movie Blow.

Can you think of any other weird song lyrics that are either hard to understand, or funny because they sound like something else?

"I'll never be your pizza burnin"

really is:

"I'll never be your beast of burden"

by Rolling stones

My girlfriend thought:

"Panama!" by Van Halen was "Cannonball!"

Answer 1

Okay: you know that song Back The *** Up? well, my sisters always like ,"I need a band aid i need a band aid..." Listen to the song...

Only The Good Die Young...I always said Only The Good Times

Goove Is In the heart I always sung Rosevelt High

I Wish You were here(incubus) Thought it was I wish you were queer...But then i actually was like that makes no sense...

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals....you and me baby aint nothing but babble....

Im blue da ba dee...im blue im diseased im gonna die im diseased...

Thats y i dont sing unless i know the words.

Answer 2

I'm sorry that your question was misunderstood by some douche bags!!

Bob Marley Redemption Song: One pirate and a rabbi

Steve Miller Band Big Old Jet Airliner: There goes Jed and Eliza

The Police Spirits In The Material World: Oh I swear they're in my cereal bowl

Metallica Enter Sandman: Eggs at Night (fry em up right, take my pan, we're off into the kitchen man)

and my dad's favorite

Creedence Clearwater Revival Bad Moon Rising: There's a bathroom on the right

Answer 3

The French lyrics in The Beatles song "Michelle" are so often misunderstood that they were spoofed in an episode of the Power Puff Girls:

Actual lyric: Michelle ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.

Misheard: Michelle, my belle, someday monkey won't play piano song, play piano song.

The Archive of Misheard Lyrics is a great web site to fritter away the hours: http://www.kissthisguy.com/ Manfred Mann's "Blinded By the Light" has consistently made the site's top funniest list for ages.

A couple of my favorites from the site are Bowie's "Suffragette City": 'This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place' misheard as 'The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face.'

And Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping": 'I get knocked down, but I get up again' misheard as 'I got no thumb, but it grew back again.'

Answer 4

I've often heard Neil Diamond misinterpreted as Reverend Blue Jeans instead of Forever in Blue Jeans.

Oh and the classic, excuse me while I kiss this guy. (Kiss the sky, Jimi Hendrix)

Answer 5

Tiny Dancer


Music by Elton John
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin
Available on the album Madman Across The Water



Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad

Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows, the tune she hums

But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can't hear me
When I say softly, slowly

Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
you had a busy day today

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

Answer 6

Actual lyric: Hang on, Sloopy.
Misunderstood as: Hang on, Snoopy.

Actual lyric:I shot the Sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy.
Misunderstood as: I shot the Sheriff, but I didn't shoot him dead you see.

Actual lyric:Just like a white winged dove.
Misunderstood as:Just like a one-winged dove.

Actual lyric:Sweet dreams are made of this.
Misunderstood as: Sweet dreams are made of these

Answer 7

My in demand song (at the moment) is hollow In My Pocket through Sheryl Crow you could tell me the international is round and that i will instruct to you it really is sq. you could shop your ft on the floor, yet i'd be walking on air you're fairly sturdy at waiting at the same time as i flow operating round nicely, it really is only the way it really is, you recognize I were given a hollow in my pocket You supply me love and that i drop it i wager I threw it away I were given a hollow in my pocket You supply me love and that i drop it i wager i will throw it away I were given a 4 leaf clover i will throw it over my shoulder i'm gonna choose it sometime o at the same time as issues do not flow perfect you lead me Torn up and tied---you loose me at the same time as existence is unusual you're taking me through each change, you by no skill wreck me you receive a feeling there's a wall that you'll by no skill climb i you need to be there the position you're, i you need to be on time yet I lose my way oops... practically the entire song... they are my in demand elements, although. i wager i like the entire song.

Answer 8

I always thought they said "why'd you leave the ketchup on the table" System of a Down, Chop Suey! Ketchup/Keys upon....haha.

Answer 9

Billy Joel- Pressure

Correct- Where the only thing you feel, Are loaded guns in your face
What I thought the 1st time I heard it- Where the only thing you feel, Are lonely *cu**nts* in your face

Answer 10

I wish I had jessies girl-I always thought it was I wish I was jessies girl!! I couldn't understand why a guy wanted to be a girl-or was jessie a girl and a lesbian and he wanted her, it confused the heck out of me!!!!