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I WORK PART TIME AS A COP AND THE OTHER DAY I PULLED OVER THIS FAT WOMAN. ON MY WAY UP TO HER CAR, I BROKE THE TAILLIGHT. I TOLD HER I PULLED HER OVER FOR SPEEDING AND THAT SHE HAD A BROKEN TAILLIGHT. SHE ARGURED WITH ME THAT SHE WASN'T (SHE REALLY WASN'T, BUT SHE WAS CHOWING DOWN ON MCDONALD'S FOOD) AND I WAS READY TO SPRAY HER WITH MY PEPPER SPRAY. I TOLD HER IF SHE DIDN'T CALM DOWN I WOULD HAVE TO ARREST HER. WELL SHE DIDN'T, ESPECIALLY WHEN I ASKED TO SEARCH HER CAR. I HAD TO ARREST HER AND ON TOP OF IT GIVE HER A FINE FOR SPEEDING AND THE BROKEN TAILLIGHT. HOW GREAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!

2006-09-28 03:41:13 · 26 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO VIII 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

26 answers

That's awesome!!! U know I love dirty cops!!! Just be thankful u didn't have to give her a body cavity search!!! ewwww!!! LMAO

2006-09-28 04:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by It'sMe23 5 · 1 1

BUT, did you pepperspray her as you put her cuffs??? And what about her MCdonald's?? It would have been perfect if you had eaten some of her fries while you arrested her. Y'know say something like "****, these fries are cold. I'm gonna have to write u up for that".

2006-09-28 04:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by lordsojourno 2 · 3 0

Hey that was u the one who pulled me over, and my taillight was busted? If i find out where u are i will come and sit on u till no one can ever find u

2006-09-28 03:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by Happi @ss 5 · 1 3

she could press charges on you if she had of known that,your not the cop i would call of help if i needed your help and you was the last one to make the call.
my husband was a cop and your a DIRTY COP.
to brag about doing things like that.
your no better then any of the others that's getting off with things like this.

2006-09-28 03:45:59 · answer #4 · answered by DENISE 6 · 1 3

Never heard of a part-time cop!!!!!

2006-09-28 03:46:45 · answer #5 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0 1

You have the right name Mr. Retardo!

2006-09-28 03:59:20 · answer #6 · answered by jordan_30241 5 · 0 2

punk u must have gotten ur *** beat all the time when u were a kid. go get some courage & self esteem and do ur job the way it was intended to be done asshole

2006-09-28 03:45:15 · answer #7 · answered by Kaffy 2 · 1 3

you are an a** everyone knows there is no such thing as a part time officer and if there was considering all the liabilty they face they wouldnt be on the internet speaking of anything like this, your wasting everyones time.

2006-09-28 03:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by Now and Again 4 · 1 4

I hope you took the McDonalds away from her. For her its a drug.

2006-09-28 03:44:11 · answer #9 · answered by TropicalSun 5 · 3 2

So,how's the weather in your little fantasy world?

2006-09-28 03:44:32 · answer #10 · answered by Terri R 6 · 3 2

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