2006-09-28 03:37:13 · 53 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
stop sleeping with her
2006-09-28 03:38:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Break up with her! No one would kick me in the balls.
Sadly enough women don't understand the horrid pain a guy goes through when kicked there.
Women are cruel people! this we know!
2006-09-28 03:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by digitaldancer22 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Try laying with your back toward her. You could also try to put a couple of pillows or blankets between the two of you. If all else fails buy a jockstrap to protect your groin.
2006-09-28 04:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by shortandsexxy040182 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Eric, When My ex-wife and I were still married, she would beat the sh#t out of me in the dead of the night! She was always scared that someone would come in the middle of the night and rape her, probably her father(cause he did that once) anyway I started grabbing her breast and squeezing as hard as I could then she would wake up yelling and I said you beat the sh#t out of me I squeeze you T#ts!
2006-09-28 03:42:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring another woman into bed with you and your girlfriend and let the other woman sleep between you and your girlfriend.
2006-09-28 03:42:37 · answer #5 · answered by FortyLoveTX 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Looks like she likes football but does not have one to practice with...
or cannot differentiate a football and gential balls.
Buy her a ball and you may sleep in peace....I hope :-)
2006-09-28 03:40:57 · answer #6 · answered by Phantom of the Opera 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punch her in the ovaries every time she kicks you in the balls...she'll learn quickly!
2006-09-28 03:44:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember these saying:
- A t!tty twister ALWAYS gets her
- Give her boob a bop, and she'll stop
- A quick jab to the 'slit will make her quit
2006-09-28 10:50:47 · answer #8 · answered by nice_boobs 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask her! also stopping sleeping with her might be a good idea.
2006-09-28 03:45:33 · answer #9 · answered by ZT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cannot be serious on this question...... what a girl friend you must have...talk to her.. and tell her not to kick you..you can be injured for life...it's not funny or a game that she is playing...
2006-09-28 03:57:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should both sleep on your sides in a position where her back is facing your front. that way you both can cuddle and your balls will be safe and sound.
2006-09-28 03:41:47 · answer #11 · answered by dipalisandhu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋