Little Harold was hopping on one foot then the other.
"I gotta piss! I gotta piss!", he cried to his mother in front of her friends.
Mother took him to the toilet and explained to him that next time he wanted to go to the toilet, he should not use those words. She said he should come in and talk quietly - "That's a whisper" she said.
Two hours later, Harold came rushing in again.
"I wanna whisper! I wanna whisper!", he said.
His mother knew what he wanted and took him to the toilet, after which he was rewarded with a candy bar.
That night the urge came on again. Harold jumped out of bed and ran to his father.
"What is it, son?", his father asked.
"I wanna whisper, Daddy. I wanna whisper."
"O.K. son, come here and whisper in my ear."
2006-09-28 03:25:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
For those who liked it..check out some other jokes I've posted by clicking on my name.
2006-09-28 03:27:11 · update #1
:) :) ;)
2006-09-28 04:24:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really enjoy when I flush the water and say goodbye to that huge monkey's arm came out of my body with pleasure and satisfaction.
2006-09-28 17:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute!!
you should put ur jokes in the entertainment recreation section. it would be enjoyed by more ppl. just a suggestion.
loved all ur jokes though!
2006-09-28 10:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by *SaL* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why I need to Enjoy, I go to it only if I need it.
Good luck.
2006-09-28 10:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right message, wrong time
2006-09-28 10:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting
2006-09-28 10:30:20 · answer #6 · answered by Now and Again 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so gross!!!!!!! LOL
2006-09-28 10:31:06 · answer #7 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋