2006-09-28 02:20:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Good morning
The sun was shining brightly
And I could hardly wait
To ponder out my window
And gaze at my estate.
The breeze was blowing briskly
It made the flowers sway
The garden was enchanting
On this inspiring day.
My eyes fell on a little bird
With the cutest yellow bill.
I beckoned him to come and light
upon my windowsill.
I smiled at him so cheerfully
And gave him crusts of bread.
Then quickly closed the window
And smashed his f*cking head.
2006-09-28 02:25:27 · answer #1 · answered by loving father 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." ;)
2006-09-28 02:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by ★HigHTƹcH★ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really short,
I must type one, I did retort
These kinid of poems are really crappy,
So I'll shoot it in the head.
2006-09-28 02:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by Game Guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Black Cat.
I have a good friend,
It makes me laughing
he takes his tail.
for chimney sweep
then gives for writing.
2006-09-28 02:40:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A duck was quacking
Me up
As he drank potato soup
And flapped his tongue
At us
2006-09-28 02:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's To You and Here's To Me
The Bestest Friends Will Ever Be
If any of us should disagree...
F@*K You! and here's to me!!!
2006-09-28 02:23:11 · answer #6 · answered by artqueen5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tony bler and preswedent bush had a mas-dibate lol !!
2006-09-28 02:27:03 · answer #7 · answered by benzer 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's to those that wish us well
And those who don't, can go to Hell
2006-09-28 02:29:36 · answer #8 · answered by Jim G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ther once was a man from nantucket- who's...foot was so long he could suck it
2006-09-28 02:23:08 · answer #9 · answered by cassiepiehoney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when u want to suck my dick
i want to be cick
2006-09-28 02:24:28 · answer #10 · answered by singh a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋