Imagine you landed on Earth, what would you do and why. Faced with these Human creatures all arround you, would you be nice or nasty!
2006-09-28 01:42:09 · 12 answers · asked by Robakai 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
At first I'm sure I'd laugh at these weird creatures that style strange thatches of hair on their heads with sticky stuff, wear shoes they can't run in and all choose to eat at the same time which means they have to wait in long queues for someone to spit in a sandwich and serve it to them for pieces of green paper.
Then I'd probably get to know the planet a little better and upon realising it's a ticking time bomb and there are people prepared to blow half the planet away in the name of their faith, I'd climb into the front basket of some young kids bike and get him to ride me back to my spaceship.
maybe I'd go to a fetish club and see if anyone actually would ...with an alien.
2006-09-28 03:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by Bumblebois 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because I'm an alien with great powers, I would start by distroying all sources of pollution on Earth and repaire the ozone layer.
Then I would erradicate all weapons (except knifes, because we need them).
After that I would send all those bull-sh*t politicians to a desert island so they could rule over nothing!
I would provide every person with their own water/food maker at home so we wouldn't have to pay so much for so little.
I would also turn criminals into trees because they sucked as humans and, as trees, some good would come to the world.
In relation to the diseases like bird-flu or cancer, I would find a cure.
As for AIDS, I just would find a way to protect the innocent, those who catch it in blood transfusions or by birth.
As for the rest... Someone who doesn't take precautions kind of desearves being ill.
Sorry if I sound mean but I'm an alien and I lack feelings.
I know it sounds a lot of work but I have the means to do it in a week or so.
2006-09-28 02:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by Andi Rolf 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, If I landed here, it was a mistake or I have to unload my sewage system.
So, I would fix the mistake or pump out the system and get back out in the black beyond.
Because, Scotty, there's no intelligent life here!
2006-09-28 01:46:38 · answer #3 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go for a walk and take a rifle with me. Why? You may ask? Because if it was America, its gaurenteed someone would shoot me, whether or not I was an alien. So I'd shoot them first.
2006-09-28 04:10:55 · answer #4 · answered by blueT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would start an anti alien abduction society
2006-09-28 02:22:46 · answer #5 · answered by flicflac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would go and knock on Parliaments door and ask them to lower house prices!
2006-09-28 01:52:10 · answer #6 · answered by Glitterstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will take Bush to the mars
2006-09-28 03:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i was an alien,i'd absolutely b nasty...coz rite now im a nice person...lol...
2006-09-28 02:51:57 · answer #8 · answered by ashley_filan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STAY AWAY FROM THE EARTH.OR GO TO THE MOON AND SEE IF THE AMERICAN FLAG IS REALLY UP THERE LIKE THE U.S. GOVERMENT SAY IT IS MOON LANDINGS "RUBBISH"
2006-09-28 01:46:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spy on my fiance....no if i came to earth i would be nice. i would want to try cheeseburgers, mmm.
2006-09-28 03:28:56 · answer #10 · answered by danielle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋