2006-09-28 01:06:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
how odd... i just woke up in an animal shelter.
2006-09-28 01:20:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sending the police over to your house for the following questions.
how do you know if you have been abducted by aliens? i blacked out and woke up in a nursing home!! Help!?
My grandpa is suffering, and wants euthanasia. He wants me to do it. I'm am tired of hearing about it.?
My sister tried to rape me in my sleep, she is kinda cute though, I'm confused. Should we get it on? Tempting!
I want to assassinate my neighbor's dog, It won't stop barking, I can't sleep. The police do nothing. HELP!!!
I have 12 toes, The extra balance is great, but I want to be normal, HELP!!!?
2006-09-28 02:15:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when one drinks alcohol,u will get the same experience of being abducted by aliens as u find urself awake at a mysterious place
2006-09-28 01:14:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leroy, if you get a parking ticket in the mail for an oversized unlicensed vehicle or there's burn marks on your lawn, or the neighbours start complaining about your visitors arriving late at night then you'd best start worrying.
In the meantime stop taking the tablets if you are taking any or start taking them if you are not.
2006-09-28 03:29:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look for implant scars where you had no scars before.If you find them,wear a triple layer tinfoil hat where ever you go. Beware the nurse at the night desk. She's one of them ! Tell her/him/it you know what they are up to and you won't stand for it. :)
2006-09-28 01:17:48 · answer #5 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is alien no. 37f to planet krig-7b one of our subject knows the truth he must be recaptured and brainwashed again and we also have to capture yahoo.com thier facility of asking and answering could put us in trouble over and out
o.k.
this has got to be a joke
2006-09-28 02:18:39 · answer #6 · answered by Karan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not an alien abductee. You may have been drugged, but not by space aliens.
2006-09-28 01:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by poorcocoboiboi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm an alien! hahahahaha! are u kidding me? thers no such thing or evidence that aliens do exist!
2006-09-28 02:48:55 · answer #8 · answered by mark!!001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you recall, or have soreness from, an anal probe?
We all know Aliens have this thing for anal probes.
2006-09-28 01:09:16 · answer #9 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, check the size of your asspucker
2006-09-28 01:14:09 · answer #10 · answered by aryo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋