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I dont want any of the usual nonsense. I am looking for origionality. I demand intersest!

2006-09-28 00:58:19 · 19 answers · asked by mick241602 3 in Beauty & Style Makeup

stiffy........

2006-09-28 01:01:19 · update #1

19 answers

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2006-09-28 01:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by cleo the pussycat 5 · 3 0

listen to this!!!! LISTEN....I mean really listen.

I am also bored stiff and the real question is how can you entertain me?

Can you
1) dance to the skanking mullet song?
2)sing soprano in a chamber choir
or 3) eat a whole beetroot with its skin and leaves
4) learn how to identify a hedgehod from its finger prints
5) suck the juice out of a tractor
6) sail the atlantic in a laminated paper boat

your choice

2006-09-28 02:23:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i cant see why you are bored when there is intersting people like me watching in on this site.i answered the red question really well i made it all up but it sounded good.lol so you should go and have a look on ebay or something if your that bored anyway im getting bored now so im not going to write anymore. ow yes the meaning of live i know that one........

2006-09-28 01:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by Stewart 1 · 0 0

Go to youtube.com and watch Dane Cook vids. They have ones that are like half an hour long. Also you could go to pogo.com I go there and I only play word whomp. It is freaking addictive. Before I realize it, I'll be online for like an HOUR playing that. I could recite some limmericks if you like! lol

2006-09-28 02:27:43 · answer #4 · answered by Somechicknamednicole 3 · 0 0

A woman walks into her kitchen to find her husband with a fly squater in his hand, What are you doing? she asks,
He replys, Im squating flies!!
He then says ive got two males and two females!!
She says, How can you tell?
He says , Well i caught 2 on the phone (female) and 2 on the beer can (male)!!!


Sorry not great but it is before nine!!!

2006-09-28 01:08:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bored stiff? *s* Sounds relatively interesting... Sorry, can't entertain you as I'm just as dry-humoured as any other englishman. And I'm not even british... I hope you find relief from your stiffness...

2006-09-28 01:02:53 · answer #6 · answered by lily_tuesday 2 · 0 0

Okay,I'm singing Killer Queen,while tap dancing on the coffee table completely naked,entertaining enough for you?

2006-09-28 01:28:45 · answer #7 · answered by Evieluck 4 · 1 0

I'll take 2 points even though thats not a question

2006-09-28 01:04:10 · answer #8 · answered by Martin14th 4 · 0 0

You could look at my yahoo 360 page! Or I could impress you with simple magic tricks.

2006-09-28 01:00:47 · answer #9 · answered by simo9352 5 · 0 0

Hmm, as inviting as that may sound, you don't seem like someone i'd like to waste my imagination and time on.Good luck!

2006-09-28 01:02:08 · answer #10 · answered by quozy 2 · 1 1

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