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I just pull my pants down in a lane on teh way home for a wee

2006-09-27 23:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's hardy lazy - getting out of bed, going downstairs, unlocking the back door, wandering to the end of the garden, opening up the shed and urinating into the watering can. Commendable effort whilst under the influence - the wardrobe, now that's a different story.

2006-09-27 23:12:57 · answer #2 · answered by GoogleRules 3 · 0 0

Random weeing is all part of a good night out isn't it? I once hung out my bedroom window for a wee rather than going to the toilet. Quite dangerous when I think about it.

2006-09-27 23:32:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

No....not a watering can. Once I was really desperate and my friend had passed out on the bathroom floor so I could not get in to use the loo. I had to pee in a bin, but it was better than peeing in the kitchen sink

2006-09-27 23:35:31 · answer #4 · answered by sparkleythings_4you 7 · 0 0

Why go downstairs and out into the garden when the toilets just across the hall, so no I haven't

2006-09-27 23:20:33 · answer #5 · answered by Useless 5 · 0 0

Not a watering can, but i've p****d in the kitchen bin, a vase and out a window! What can I say, its hard work running up and down stairs!

2006-09-27 23:59:00 · answer #6 · answered by StevieBoy86 1 · 0 0

Lazy? Sounds like bloody hard work to me! Were you trying to get it in the top or through the spout?

2006-09-27 23:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by Michael E 4 · 0 0

I think my favorite was when i woke up after my mate was at a stag party, he was naked, stoop over my dirsty clothes basket... I was like "hey dude, get out of here"... he, after a moments pause, replied "get the **** out of the bathroom dude im trying to piss"....

2006-09-27 23:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by Mindwalker 2 · 0 0

Try using a hot water bottle. (Winter time only though folks!)

2006-09-27 23:13:51 · answer #9 · answered by Gerard McCarthy 2 · 0 0

Nappies are good. Failing that get rubber sheets

2006-09-27 23:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by ALAN W 1 · 0 0

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