A redhead and a blonde pass a flower shop as the redhead spots her fella buying flowers, she says "oh no he always has expectations after buying me flowers, i dont feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air," The blonde says...."Dont you have a vase".....
2006-09-27 21:26:44 · 22 answers · asked by marie c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two pregnant women were chatting in a doctors waiting room when the talk turned to their babies gender. The redhead said she was having a boy because when she conceived her husband was on top, the brunette agreed with this and said that she was having a girl as she was on top when she conceived, whereupon a blonde who had been listening in burst out crying and said "Oh my god, I'm gonna have puppies!"
2006-09-27 21:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
blonde joke?
A blonde walks into the Library, sashays up to the Librarian and says "May I have a Cheese Burger and a Med. Coke?"The Librarian looks up and says "Miss, this is a Library!", The blonde then whispers, sorry,, may I have a cheeseburger and a med. Coke.
2006-09-28 04:37:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One, You a Blonde honey?
2006-09-28 06:30:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crickey!
2006-09-28 04:36:37 · answer #4 · answered by kat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i really dont get it!!!Does she really not have a vase to use instead then???
Confused!!!
2006-09-28 05:49:30 · answer #5 · answered by jo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...blonde joke...
2006-09-28 04:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by Cindy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny! The visual is really funny.
2006-09-28 04:37:30 · answer #7 · answered by Michael B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie! still made me smile!!!
2006-09-28 04:29:00 · answer #8 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had this one sent to my mobile about 4 weeks ago.
but still good
2006-09-28 04:28:44 · answer #9 · answered by Raine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do blondes drive BMW's?
coz they can spell it!
2006-09-28 04:31:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋