There was a young lady who farted
Her dinner guests quickly departed
She said with a sigh, as a tear left her eye
But the first course has only just started.
2006-09-27 21:07:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice
2006-09-27 21:20:06 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. My all time favourite is:-
There was a young man from Trallee
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp
When they asked if it hurt,
He replied "No, it didn't,
He can do it again if he wants"
Pure genius
Alternatively:-
There was a young lady from Gloucester
Who's parents thought that they had lost her
Fom the fridge came a sound
And at last she was found
The problem was how to defrost her
2006-09-27 21:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by Perkins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from Bude
Who fingered a girl while he queded
A man at the from said 'Mmm I smell C**t
Just like that,
right out loud
Fcuking Rude!
Sorry for the language, but it doesn't work otherwise!
2006-09-27 23:33:27 · answer #3 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was a younf fellow from Kent
Whose thing was incredibly bent
The hole in the middle
Was no use to piddle
And instead of coming, he went!
2006-09-27 21:18:12 · answer #4 · answered by Michael E 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know this story is true
and when the poor lass followed through
we ran off in a hurry
when she said "Now for your curry"
2006-09-27 23:39:50 · answer #5 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Devizes,
who had balls of two different sizes.
The one that was small was not much at all,
the other, it won many prizes.
2006-09-27 21:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one try this:
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Nowe she goes to school with it
Bewtween two lumps of bread!
2006-09-27 21:10:33 · answer #7 · answered by Hymatey 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HERE IS A BETTER ONE
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
THE DOCTOR HAD A FIT
2006-09-27 21:12:35 · answer #8 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋