An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.
"Well", he explained, "By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen".
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.
When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well", he explained, "By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen".
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously.
When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well", he explained,"by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying -
Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure.....
2006-09-27 20:55:13 · 13 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!" The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?" The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken." The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, "Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves." The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says, "Well, what are we going to tell the police?" "Well," the priest says, "I don't know what your aft' to be tellin' them. But I'll be tellin' them I wasn't the one drinkin'."
2006-09-28 15:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by Robert 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it must give him pleasure LOL -
2006-09-27 21:03:04 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha veeeeery funny
2006-09-28 13:05:07 · answer #3 · answered by meandragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-28 01:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it also gives me pleasure
2006-09-27 22:28:35 · answer #5 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh well, it is very hot joke making me to masturbating immediately, please in future also send such a hot joke.
2006-09-28 06:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what are trying to explain?
2006-09-27 20:57:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not a joke
2006-09-28 02:57:40 · answer #8 · answered by sanat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho, will the deaf pple understand?
2006-09-27 20:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that was way cooler!
love it!
keep it up!!!
2006-09-28 00:15:33 · answer #10 · answered by roselia_01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋