I need an excuse to get out of dinner with in-laws.
2006-09-27 20:34:09 · 7 answers · asked by Bob 2 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Infectious Diseases
Stomach flu would work. Also food poisoning. Also you could try saying you have a painfull hiatus hernia.
2006-09-27 22:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by Doctor C. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignorance. Tell them you've recently discovered that you have a prolapsed colon and it hurts a lot when it drags on the floor.
2006-09-27 20:35:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you man up and tell the wife you're not going because you don't care enough about her to spend time with her family?
2006-09-27 20:37:01 · answer #3 · answered by southern fried 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simpathy pains
works for me
2006-09-27 20:36:21 · answer #4 · answered by sexy_babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dengue hemorrhagic fever . Oops - it does cause death ... mostly.
Just tell 'em how you feel - they will then stop inviting you - problem solved.
2006-09-27 21:34:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get drunk.
2006-09-27 20:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by The Bird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fear
2006-09-27 20:44:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋