Noisy toy for the kids? Game for the kids with 1000 pieces? UGLY painting?
What do you think?
2006-09-27 19:50:00 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I'd have to say...if you don't like them, don't buy them anything or if you have buy them/children something...make sure it's loud and annoying...say a drum set or electric guitar and amplifier.
2006-09-27 21:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is the lady of the house whom the gift is for I have the perfect gift. Go to A second hand store,pick up an attractive basket,line with tissue paper very attractively, then make A lovely gift assortment of cleaning products for house/ body. You will find this to be practical ( no since in throwing money away) economical,(buy at your local dollar store)looks attractive, any one with A brain will get the idea that be it house or body (somethings funky) but no one would ever be sure (beyond A reasonable doubt) that you had any idea, some one would think any thing you had ill intentions. Oh yes, people will complement you on the gift.PS. wrap the finished basket in that colored cellophane, tied at the top with A ribbon.
2006-09-27 23:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by foreversmilingirish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you really do not like someone dear heart, why should you bother to get a gift for that person? You would be wasting your time and money? Just make it clear that you are against exchanging gifts with that person because it is too difficult to choose one that would be proper... Which in itself is the truth, isn't it ?
2006-09-27 20:00:39 · answer #3 · answered by montralia 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy a ten-year-old egg salad sandwich on eBay (with or without the Virgin Mary's face on it). Give it to your "friend" and tell him or her that it's a sacred entree that Mayan shamans used to ingest before going on their mystical journeys, and that it has special healing powers that come from its contents, particularly glucosamine and controidin. Urge this person to partake of it, and when he or she starts gagging incessantly, pull out your camera and shout "Say cheese!" When the agonized soul looks into your camera, take the picture and leave as quickly as possible so that no one can link you to the crime scene.
2006-09-27 21:16:12 · answer #4 · answered by Brian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the person is fat, a gift card to Jenny craigs, a skinny person a gift card to an all you can eat place. a piece of **** person a gift card to walmart with .55 cents on the card. a coworker and gift card to a car wash after you take poop on his hood
2006-09-27 20:00:48 · answer #5 · answered by coachgarcia1234 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A gift card to some random place that you probably wont even go to or just spare them the embarassement and dont get them anything.
2006-09-27 20:02:39 · answer #6 · answered by Aquafina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
something that you know they can't use... it's all in the delivery. If you present it like you had the best intention, there is nothing that they can do... like my aunt bought my mom a cheap ugly scarf with a matching hair clip... only problem... my mom has had short hair for about 20 years... but when my aunt gave it to her, she was like "I thought this color would look great on you!".. oy!
2006-09-27 19:54:30 · answer #7 · answered by jac h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Play doh. I have used it many times, and it's only about 20 dollars for a bucket.
2006-09-27 19:52:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you don't like the person, don't spend a single cent on him/her. Make an ugly card for them.
2006-09-28 05:35:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give them a recycled gift: a present you have received but do not like.
2006-09-27 22:12:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋