just in case, and have an eternity of beer volcanoes and stripper factories, than to not believe, and be sent to hell? Is that a gamble you're willing to take?
2006-09-27 17:25:55 · 19 answers · asked by Spookshow Baby 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lron's Hubbard's books are awesome (try reading them you will be surprised) as for well his religion well to be nice they re nuts. i took one of there test once got my 10$ and sprinted out the door. it was funny they thought about stopping me but i weight 290 pounds so they reluctantly got out of my way. they had the look in there eye that they would tackle me. lol
2006-09-27 17:35:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a loving God and could not deliver anybody to hell. quite, there is not any hell. He quite would not desire to punish anybody who's a nonbeliever, nevertheless He might actual quite which you embraced His Noodly Goodness. you will not sense sorry approximately doing so in the slightest. R'Amen.
2016-10-18 02:54:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possibly. I would have to ponder the notion that the telephone signal is just a way to corrupt children's minds and also there is the possibility that Dr. House could potentially be an agent for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
All added up, I would have to say that if the Naked Mole Rat would do it, so would I.
2006-09-27 17:29:17 · answer #3 · answered by cjh1221 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The FSM is a fun loving monster and would never sentence me to hell. Not the real hell forever anyway. He'd want to take me out to play with once in a while. Maybe Pastafarian hell would be to become one of the strippers... eek maybe I am in trouble...
2006-09-27 17:29:39 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
While he loves everyone equally, he can see through a false believer like an empty plate of spaghetti. FSM is more concerned with people making a positive difference in this life. He will not discriminate just because you followed some silly sky daddy religion. He may, however, make you relive the foolishness of your ways with bad 8mm home films.
2006-09-27 17:30:13 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I used to work in a stripper factory. Hardhats were worn at all times.
Bollocks.
2006-09-27 17:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by Bollocks 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why do you worship a false god? Don't you know you're going to hell for that? I will pray for you to convert to the only true Deity, the Invisible Pink Unicorn (peace be upon her).
2006-09-27 17:35:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
If believing in the fsm is the only way for you to have fun and feel better about yourself then its on you. May God have mercy on you!
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2006-09-27 17:34:47 · answer #8 · answered by Pashur 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't wanna risk it either.
You have yourself a convert.
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
2006-09-27 17:32:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Go flying spaghetti monster
2006-09-27 17:27:13 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋