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A> Seek help from his/her spiritual leader?

B> Wing it with what he/she has got?

2006-09-27 17:16:46 · 12 answers · asked by bobkgins_sock_puppet_2 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Thank you, Be_Real :-)
So well said.

2006-09-27 17:28:16 · update #1

12 answers

Probably pray, and prepare to die, unless the gators are all fed up and not hungry!

2006-09-27 17:36:35 · answer #1 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0 0

Seek wise counsel from their spiritual leader and steadfastness, prayer and supplication, praise and worship. Rest in the arms of love. Turn it over to God and trust in His faithfulness, protection and providence. Rejoice!

2006-09-28 00:26:03 · answer #2 · answered by twelfntwelf3 4 · 0 1

pray for bread to eat with that Alligator meat

2006-09-28 00:19:03 · answer #3 · answered by Bushit 4 · 1 1

Continue to drain the swamp

2006-09-28 00:20:49 · answer #4 · answered by slippped 7 · 1 1

You will not have to worry, because God will allow you to be saved by the Canadian spotted killer land trout, natural enemy of alligators.

2006-09-28 00:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by catintrepid 5 · 0 2

Just face the truth of the situation. Pray,pray, pray!

2006-09-28 00:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Make alligatorade.
Bollocks.

2006-09-28 00:20:03 · answer #7 · answered by Bollocks 2 · 1 1

Depends on the allegations.

Didn't think anybody got it, did you?

2006-09-28 00:23:19 · answer #8 · answered by dave 5 · 0 2

>Definitely "B"...better to depend on your own devices than to take advice from a dabbler in mythology and empty promises.<

2006-09-28 00:20:22 · answer #9 · answered by Druid 6 · 0 3

Wrestle while praying at the top of his lungs. "OH GOD HELP ME! PLEASE HELP ME!" Hey, if God sends human help, it still counts as a miracle.

2006-09-28 00:23:12 · answer #10 · answered by Kuji 7 · 1 1

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