I just don't feel like a complete woman without them. God wants me to have more and so should the members of my church if they really care.
Boobs are God's gift to both women and men. Why did God just give me these little itty bitty things and wouldn't he want me to have big gabonzas, like he intended for women to have?
What would Jesus do?
2006-09-27 16:37:58 · 18 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You can ask but they will probably say no and ask you not to come back. God doesn't dwell on superficial things. The only thing you should be growing in church is your faith and spirituality.
2006-09-27 16:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by Blunt Honesty 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Everybody likes boobs! Even God does. But if He didn't give you enough - then its the moral imperative for your church to have a fund raiser!
2006-09-28 03:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by Reuben Shlomo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus turned water into wine, at a wedding. Kinda like "Wedding Crashers" style. What do you think he would do? He'd turn that frown upside down, a B into a D. Hell, Jesus knew all about the ladies, he hung with prostitutes, and tried to "show them his inner goodness", you dig? Jesus loves you, but Jesus would pay a lot more attention to you if you were a little bigger up top. That's why this month I am tithing 30% of my earnings, the church requires 15%, but that extra fifteen goes towards your new set of boobins. Just make sure when it comes time to "share Gods blessings" you show them off, and then pass yourself around for physical inspection, collection plate style. Afterwards we can get together for some communion, with you eating me and drinking me as well. What do you say, hottie?
2006-09-27 23:50:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
God didn't give you anything, you got them from you parents and their parents, and their parents. If you are young, under 24, you are still growing and developing, so get plenty of sleep. At night is when you do all your growing and developing. If you have not been getting 8-10 hours of sleep, you may have done it to yourself.
Ask the church for money to build bigger boobs, is as bad as collecting money to build a bigger church, when all they have to do is split the church congregation and form a new one. Since every adult head of household should be qualified to lead, a new building is not needed.
2006-09-27 23:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You could ask. If you're in one of those lesbian minister churches you might get. But don't be disappointed if they turn you down. It could be the church just has a slightly better use for the money.
I bet you could find a sugar daddy to fund your boob job. Do you have a nice butt?
2006-09-27 23:44:36 · answer #5 · answered by Slake 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You know, you need to get something else to think about. You are bad off. Go to the church and find someone to help that needs your help rather than looking for help for something that stupid. God looks at us from the inside not the outside.
2006-09-27 23:54:24 · answer #6 · answered by bdwrdw 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your tiny **** are a gift of god. Jesus would have said "My Father in heaven has done this so that she may come closer to Him." However the real Jesus from the other bible would have said: "This titlessness is the work of Ialdaboath, the evil blind god who wrote the Old Testament. Sadly there's not much you can do about it now, however in the future such conditions will be corrected quickly & painlessly."
2006-09-27 23:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ha ha, you are too funny, I should go to church next week and tell them God wants you to fill my car up with Gas and fix my teeth, oh and while I am at it, look at my nose, it has a lump in it, might as well fix that too.
Oh by the way, my tires are getting a bit worn, can you replace those too, thank you LOL.
2006-09-27 23:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by froggy010101 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think you SHOULD send your petition to the church. Do like the ministers do, though and be a little more coy about the actual purchase.
Can't you just list it as an 'important operation' for your well-being?
2006-09-27 23:41:16 · answer #9 · answered by nora22000 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You need some more self esteem baby, why don't you star in my next coming up "Christians Gone Wild" video! You will feel like the temple of God that you are! You can kneel before the lord, and plus plenty of communion wine to go around! It'll be an uplifting spiritual experience!
2006-09-27 23:43:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋