English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

This is what he said: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aid2f0bZ7gSn5Q31Z5fTZp7zy6IX?qid=20060927200331AAyjdQy

God knows who I am underneath this skirt. I considered turning the other cheek but I thought he might just enjoy that. So, what should I do? I need to let him know that I am 100% USDA CHRISTIAN FEMALE!

2006-09-27 16:25:35 · 7 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

7 answers

I've never seen a man or woman as ugly as you. I'd hate to bump in to you in a dark alley with nowhere to run. I think the guy paid you a compliment, cause there are no women on this earth can be that ugly. You must have fell out of an ugly tree and hit every limb on the way down. He should have just referred to you as a beast. I hope you don't have any children. You'd make a good "yo mama" joke. Whew! I"ve got to get away from this site. My mouse jumped off my desk when I saw your picture. I know God don't make mistakes, so tell us what really happened. Maybe you could go to a blind school and get a makeover, or do-over or something. Please take your picture off this site before my dog sees it. I don't want to think about what's under your sk....i.urlppp uuurrrrll!!! ouurrrrrllll....got...ta....goulllllll.

2006-09-27 16:56:40 · answer #1 · answered by renaissance man 3 · 1 0

Thirty nine lashes might be a good start....wait a minute.... you're not also one of those Whatshouldidoretards are you? i can't wait to let the others know.

2006-09-27 16:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Stuff a bunch of tampons in the exhaust pipe of her car. That'll do it.

2006-09-27 16:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

As God, I can assure you haven't been looking under there. However, I'm willing to take your word for it.

2006-09-27 16:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

go postal for a few minutes!.

2006-09-27 16:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by inquisitive 4 · 0 0

BY THEIR FRUITS YOU SHALL KNOW THEM.ARE YOU ACTING MALE OR FEMALE?
GOOD LUCK

2006-09-27 16:32:04 · answer #6 · answered by funnana 6 · 0 0

?????????? I'm confused but ahh, it truly is a paradox

2006-09-27 16:27:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

fedest.com, questions and answers