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I just looked in the mirror and saw those little cheesy bumps on my behind. How could a loving God let a thing like this happen to me? Why, why, why?

2006-09-27 16:00:05 · 16 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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My guess is that you don't stretch and tone.

2006-09-27 16:02:29 · answer #1 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0 0

Congrats! You realize God is loving. Hooray and praise the Lord.
Now - why let this happen? Because God loves you. God had the choice of making you a toaster - no free will. Just plug you in and out pops the bread. OR God could make you a human being w/ our warts and all.
My wife prefers the toaster theory by the way.
Oh, one other thing, when Jesus comes back, it is a totally different game.

2006-09-27 16:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by Joe Cool 6 · 0 0

God does not inflict you with cellulite. There are 4 primary factors that influence the way the world works. 1 is Gods will, and His will is demonstrated fully in Heaven. There is no sickness, no disease, no pain, no suffering, and no cellulite in Heaven. The second is the Devils will. He comes to kill, steal, and destroy. He wants you to hate yourself, he wants to lie to you and tell you that you are ugly, and worthless, and good for nothing. He desires for nothing more than for you to be filled with hatred, depression, sickness.... and so on. The 3rd influence is Natural law. It is no secret that if you throw something in the air that is going to come back down. Gravity is a natural law. It is also proven that if you fill your body with bad food or excessive food in relation to your activity level then you are going to put on extra weight. Last is human will. We are always going to be fighting against our own desires.. desires to be selfish, and self indulgent, ect..... SO IN SUMMARY don't blame God for your cellulite, thank Him that you are strong and healthy, thank Him that you have the ablity to eat and digest food. Thank Him for everything good that He has given you. Talk to a trainer that is knowledgable in excercise and nutrition and get set up on a workout routine. Then everytime you enter into a workout thank God that you have the ability to do it.

2006-09-27 16:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by mpact33 1 · 0 0

Donna, did God give you two legs? Use them to run or exercise and your "cheesy bumps" will come right off. And watch your calorie intake - you can't blame God for how much you stick in your mouth...

and Donna - get a real problem. :)

2006-09-27 16:23:09 · answer #4 · answered by Kare♥Bear 4 · 0 0

God didn't inflict that on u my friend u did that urself. I gareentee you u didn't come out of the womb with cellulite.

2006-09-27 16:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jessy 2 · 1 0

God??? God has nothing to do with it.
Stop eating like a pig, then you won't get cellulite.

2006-09-27 16:03:07 · answer #6 · answered by pro_and_contra 7 · 0 0

I truly don't believe that god cares about your cellulite.

2006-09-27 16:03:18 · answer #7 · answered by irongrama 6 · 0 0

god does not inflict you with any thing you did its the way you took care of your self don't blame god for your mistakes

2006-09-27 16:03:37 · answer #8 · answered by jingles18@verizon.net 2 · 1 0

God didn't...fatty foods and old age did. I just assume you are an older woman because of your avatar.

2006-09-27 16:04:34 · answer #9 · answered by Author Al 4 · 0 0

Sorry to break the news, but god just doesn't exist, so basically you're left with yourself (and the food you eat) and your genes...

2006-09-27 16:02:38 · answer #10 · answered by disintegrationisthebestalbumever 2 · 0 0

Thou shalt have more cushion for the pushin

2006-09-27 16:04:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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